Baas B Puns

A list of puns related to "Baas B"

I want to be a sheepherder

So I am studying for the baa exam

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Feb 28 2022
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What sound does a sheep dog make?

Baa-ark!

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👤︎ u/Paleodraco
📅︎ Feb 18 2022
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Oh no ! A sheep died !

The other sheep’s : I don’t Baa-lieve it !!

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👤︎ u/Hamad-alhajjaji
📅︎ Dec 13 2021
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Why were the sheep and cow sitting outside the party?

Because they were in a Baa(d) Moo(d)

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👤︎ u/seeseafuss
📅︎ Dec 30 2021
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Where does the sheep get his hair cut?

The baa baa shop!

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👤︎ u/Automatic_Wall_2285
📅︎ Dec 22 2021
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What type of music do sheep enjoy?

A mix of lambada and ramba performed by a bleat-boxing baa-baa-shop quartet.

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👤︎ u/TheLifeOfRyanB
📅︎ Nov 02 2021
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff

Baa dum tss

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👤︎ u/Tyrnak_Fenrir
📅︎ Sep 27 2021
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The personalized license plate

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I finally got one of those personalized license plates. It says 'BAA BAA'," the guy tells the bartender. "It's for my black Jeep."

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👤︎ u/Firegoat1
📅︎ Dec 04 2021
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A bull bought a bottle of shower gel for a ram as a gift. A ram felt a little bit awkward

because he usually use baa soaps.

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👤︎ u/OhSixTwo
📅︎ Nov 11 2021
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Where do sheep go to on summer vacation

The Baa-hamas

Edit: Just heard this joke on Scooby-Doo and the Lock Ness Monster

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👤︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
📅︎ Jun 22 2021
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Whats a Sheeps favorite snack?

A Candy Baa (Bar)

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👤︎ u/stupidman44
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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Where do sheep go for a haircut?

The BaaBaa Shop.

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👤︎ u/k_k_a_18
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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are there any Sheep Puns that could be used to name a Sheep?

Names such as:

Baa-bara

Wool Smith

EWE-NICE

Brittney Shears

John Sebastian Baach

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👤︎ u/LUIGIISREAL2017
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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What do you call a neon sheep in the Star Wars universe?

A day-glo baa.

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👤︎ u/deadnotsleeping1983
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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How does a lamb, a drum, and a snake sound falling off a cliff?

Baa-dum-sss.

(Told by literally my dad)

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👤︎ u/roke619
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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DadHelp wanted: more variants for "interrupting cow" knock-knock joke to amuse kids

Everyone knows the interrupting cow knock knock joke but we like making up KKJs for other cows. Here are some of ours; please add more so I can continue to surprise and delight the young people near and dear to me. TIA!

(Obviously each joke goes "Knock knock" etc. I'll just write the "cow" part and the punchline)

  • French cow: le moo

  • Backwards cow: oom

  • Upside down cow: woo

  • Sad cow: moo hoo hoo

  • Ghost cow: moo-oo-oo-oooo

  • Police cow: moo ee oo ee oo ee oo

  • Cow on a motorbike: (make zooming moo)

  • Cow in disguise: Baa

  • Horse in disguise: Moo

  • Invisible cow: (quickly cover child's eyes) Moo

  • Inaudible cow:

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👤︎ u/A2S2020
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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Where do sheep go potty?

In the baa-throom

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👤︎ u/pollrobots
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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You guys hear about the band made up of sheep and cows?

I like their song “Baa Moo Rising”

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👤︎ u/RedShirtCashion
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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The thing about the music for the Sheep Waltz...

It has 3 beats to each baa

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👤︎ u/dwrk92
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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What did the alcoholic sheep say when asked where he wanted to go?

baa

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👤︎ u/MrTaddington
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do you call a sheep dipped in chocolate?

A Hershey Baa

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👤︎ u/j8L2850
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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Which animal has the best Wi-Fi?

Sheep because they have the most baas

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👤︎ u/fed1931
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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Two farmers were talking. "Mate, why do all your sheep have those black stripes on their sides?"

" It's my new counting system, see that special collar on me dog, it's got a camera and it scans the sheep as the dog rounds them up. "

"Damn me, what'll they think of next? What's it called?"

"Baa codes mate"

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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What laptop would a sheep use?

A toshi-baa

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👤︎ u/crickypop
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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What's a sheep's favorite art style?

Baa's Relief

Poor Exemplo

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👤︎ u/ElvisDumbledore
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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I had a nightmare about sheep jumping over a fence.

It was pretty baa'd.

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👤︎ u/obsidianhoax
📅︎ Oct 24 2017
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My kid (5) was running around saying 'Baa Baa I'm a lamb'

So I asked her to wear a plastic sheet, she goes to my wife and says her line again.

Baa Baa, I'm a lamb.

Wife: What's with the plastic sheet?

Me: She's been..... LAMBINATED

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👤︎ u/h8monster0
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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What type of music do sheep like?

Baa-roque.

I'll show myself out...

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👤︎ u/oluroyle
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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What do 80’s sheep listen to?

Baa-Ha

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👤︎ u/Catsask
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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When they allowed the bass sheep into the barbershop quartet,

they set the baa low.

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👤︎ u/ScottyUrb
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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I have a sheep called Ken

His girlfriend is baa-bie

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👤︎ u/Homer_Simpson2
📅︎ May 11 2018
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.

Baa-dum-Tsss.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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Where does the sheep get his hair cut?

The baa baa shop.

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👤︎ u/___statik
📅︎ May 14 2021
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.....

"BAA DUMM TSSSS"

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👤︎ u/bonp27
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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A sheep, drum, and snake fall of a cliff.

Baa-dum-hiss

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👤︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
📅︎ Mar 15 2021
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Where do sheep go for a haircut?

The baa baa shop.

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👤︎ u/Thorazine222
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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Where do Sheep go to get haircuts?

The Baa Baa Shop!

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👤︎ u/Punx80
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff.

Baa-Dumm-Tsssss

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👤︎ u/VoteLymanZeigler2020
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.

Baa dum hiss

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👤︎ u/No_Name_Is_Left
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop

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👤︎ u/ThePhantomAli
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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A lamb, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff

Baa, dum, sss

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👤︎ u/scrott806
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff..

Baa dum tss!

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👤︎ u/Cyberwiz91
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff.

Baa-Dumm-Tsss.

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👤︎ u/keithasaurus
📅︎ Jul 18 2018
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.

Baa-Dum-Tss.

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👤︎ u/AF-firm
📅︎ Jul 25 2017
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A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell into a river

Baa dum tsss

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👤︎ u/VinnyPortland
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Where do sheep get their haircut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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👤︎ u/Pawnia
📅︎ Jul 02 2018
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What do you call a sheep mixed with a drum mixed with a snake

Baa, dum, hiss

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👤︎ u/Im_joe-king
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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Where do sheep get their haircut?

At the baa-baa shop!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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