Brutus Puns

A list of puns related to "Brutus"

Julius Caesar was coming out of McDonald's. Brutus asked him if he liked the burger.

Caesar nodded in the affirmative and then added "ate two, Brutus."

(My dad actually texted me this joke this morning. I’m 31 years old.)

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👤︎ u/vforvegas
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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Brutus, what is that ice falling outside?

HAIL Ceaser!

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👤︎ u/Paladium9999
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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What time is it Julius? 8:02 Brutus.
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👤︎ u/blindspot7
📅︎ Mar 27 2018
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At a soccer match with Julius Caesar, Brutus asked, "What's the score, O Caesar?" Caesar replied...

"8-2, Brutus."

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👤︎ u/Big-Red-Dog
📅︎ Jun 12 2017
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Brutus: Caesar, it's your turn in Battleship.

Caesar: E2, Brute.

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👤︎ u/delmastron
📅︎ Mar 15 2018
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Beware the regicides of March

*When it's Pi Day and the ides of March are tomorrow*

Brutus: We've got a man to cons-pi-re against

Cassius: I can't wait for tomorrow. It's such a never-ending day.

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👤︎ u/mujtabaabdullah225
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at the Theatre of Pompey

Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?

Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...

Brutus: I ate 2 slices.

Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?

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👤︎ u/Amanbbi
📅︎ Mar 16 2019
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O2?

In an alternate reality, Cesar lived to be an old man. One day at the Roman Retirement Forum, he saw his old friend, Brutus.

He picked up his bellows and asked, "O2, Brute?"

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👤︎ u/Mikilt22
📅︎ Dec 08 2017
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