Phil

Sudden Lee

Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.

If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.

Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???

Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.

Thank you,

A Dad.

Well, toucan play at that game.

Windows

Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.

They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.

I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.

She said apple-lutely

'Eye-do'

This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.

The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!

Cred once again my sis wants credit lol

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Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.

I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.

When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."

From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"

Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.

Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!

Period: 29.91 days

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Games will be ranked as accordingly at the lowest being okay: -Perfect -Amazing -Great -Average -Okay

(Mods will be excluded but can be recommended if good enough, along with Fan made games as well and dsi Ware. There are many new games coming out english patched which I’ve added such as ‘There is No Game’ Or ‘Ni No Kuni’.

A lot of these games are based on my play throughs, bias and mostly others reviews of the games from online so please take this all with a grain of salt.

I made this list to have a good comprehensive list of what I consider the best to decent games of the entire DS library.

Enjoy this list and let me know your thoughts or what you think should be added.

Ds List: -Point Click Games: •ACE ATTORNEY INVESTIGATIONS: MILES EDGEWORTH 1 & 2 •Broken Sword: The Shadow of the Templars Director's Cut •A Christmas Carol Ds (Perfect) •Galileo Mystery: The Crown of Midas

-Survival •Lost In Blue 1,2 and 3 (Great) •Trauma Center

Compilation Games: •Wario Ware DIY (Perfect) •Wario Ware Touched •Game Center CX: Arino no Chousenjou 2 •Game & Watch Collection 2 •Feel the Magic: XY/XX •101 in 1 Explosive Megamix •Ben Ten Triple Pack •Intellivison lives •Namco Museum •Konami Arcade Collection •Sonic Classic Collections •Sports Collection •Atari’s Greatest hits •Retro Atari classics •Retro Challenge •100 Classic Books •QuickSpot •The Rub Rabbits! •Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo Tales •Mario Party Ds (Perfect) •Point Blank DS

RPG- •Ni No Kuni (Perfect) •Radiant Historia (Perfect) •The World Ends With You (Perfect) •Ash: Archaic Sealed Heat (Amazing) •Nostalgia (Perfect) •Tales of Innocence & Hearts •Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time & Bowser’s Inside Story •Chrono Trigger (Perfect) •Children of Mana •Naruto Path to the ninja 1 & 2 •Final Fantasy IV •Magical Starsign •Dragon Quest IV •Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride (Amazing) •Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation •Dragon Quest IX: Sentinels of the Starry Skies •Soma Bringer •Summon Knight •Blood of Bahamut •Tales of innocence •Populous DS •Lunar Dragon Song •Luminous Arc •Black Sigil:Blade of Exiled •Mazes Of Fate •Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon •Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift (Perfect) •Final Fantasy lll •Atelier Annie Alchemists of Sera Island •Hero Saga Lavethien •Etrain Oddessy (1,2,3) •SUPER TAISEN ROBOT OG SAGA ENDLESS FRONTIER •The Dark Spire •Valkyrie Profile: Covenant of the Plume •Atelier Annie

Japan.

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

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A buck-an-ear!

I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!

Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!

and not:

He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.

That was the punchline

Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:

Riceless

So far nobody has given me a straight answer

It’s for Hispanic attacks

Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"

I did not know.

So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"

So proud.

Feyonce

He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.

He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.

10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too

So far no one has given me a straight answer.