7 Hilarious Arnis Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......

"Ah still love Vista Baby....."

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👤︎ u/ipoointhepool

📅︎ Mar 22 2021

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What did Arnie say when he was offered a role in a movie about classical composers?

I'll be Bach

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👤︎ u/Childhoodcocaine

📅︎ Oct 18 2019

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So I asked Arnie, "Where'd you find the toilet paper? He said,

Aisle B. Back.

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev

📅︎ Mar 16 2020

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After Arnie's last Terminator film, he became even more lethal

as an exTerminator

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Oct 26 2019

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I was queuing up to get into the supermarket yesterday. Dwayne Johnson was in front of me. Behind me was a fish holding the trolley above his head!

I was between The Rock and a hard Plaice

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👤︎ u/Cyryoonake

📅︎ Apr 10 2020

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Olive oil

My uncle Arnie asked me if I knew where extra virgin olive oil came from. I said no and he said very ugly trees.

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👤︎ u/TY2VETS

📅︎ Nov 07 2019

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So, I said to Arnie Schwarmaswagger, "Where did you get those toilet rolls?"

He said, "Aisle B, back."

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👤︎ u/RayInRed

📅︎ Apr 07 2020

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