Why couldn't the bicycle make it up the hill?

Because it was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaFunkyJ
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When I was a kid, having fun was simple, we just rolled down hills in old tires..

Yes..those were the Goodyears.

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Found on r/Tinder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDawidosDawson
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Deep
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
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I'm PROUD to have a butt like Hank Hill

My face may be a six, but my asinine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moronicuniform
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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I have a list of friends who love palindromes!

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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hill areas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Jack and Jill went up the hill

to file a complaint about the location of the well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greedydita
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Back in 2005, my father used to roll me down hills in an old car tyre...

.. it was a GoodYear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dud65499
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Hill areas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/natnat301
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What’s Harry Potter’s favourite way of coming down a hill? Walking...

JK Rowling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForbiddnSnacc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills

Those were goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotblake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...

JK Rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crom2323
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?

To get to the bottom...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiden93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Today’s temperature, in Minnesota, walked into a bar

Bartender looked at it and said, β€œwhy do you have to be so negative!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanpatrick2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?

Well, it’s black and white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisDiff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What did Tarzan say when he saw elephants coming over the hill?

"Here come the elephants coming over the hill"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelaray
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Mountains aren't just funny

They're hill areas

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The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is

because it's peak comedy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/languagepotato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why did the non-binary prospector head out West?

Because there was gold in them/their hills!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cleverusername531
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What is orange and hikes around in the hills?

A wanderine

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I was walking down a hill and fell down.

That's just how I roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lightguyneb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Dad, what's that big flat hill over there?

Son that's called a Plateau, it's the highest form of flattery known to man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlackJack3t
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What state in the US drinks the smallest cans of soda?

Minnesota.

Yeah.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?

Egg rolls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.

The view was not worth the trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Think_Naught
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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credit(Indian Hills community)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...

I thought, β€œWell he's pushing his luck!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.

Those were Goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunk98
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What’s Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking? No… J.K. Rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayCola93
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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You know, I had such a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down the hill.

They were the Goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sterntoothz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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How does harry potter get down a hill?

Walking

JK Rolling!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yurie_tarded
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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mountains aren’t funny, they’re hill areas πŸ₯Έ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojo111693
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why Did The Toilet Paper Roll Down The Hill?

To get to the bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djendb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking!.... JK ROLLING!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why mountains are funny?

Because they are hill areas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astro_philia
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Why did the non-binary prospectors head west?

Because there was gold in them/their hills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thetophatjester
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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I had a happy childhood, dad would roll me down the hill in a tire

those were goodyears!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking.

JK. Rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What did the non-binary prospector say to the other?

There’s gold in them/their hills!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Mountains aren't just funny

They are hill areas

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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