Antisocial Puns

A list of puns related to "Antisocial"

A girl asked me if I was antisocial....

I said I don't care if others are social as long as they leave me out of it

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👤︎ u/Eluchel
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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The best anti aging cream is being antisocial...

Without friends, nobody tells you happy birthday...

Without birthdays, you're not getting older!

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👤︎ u/Dantr1x
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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What did the antisocial person say before going on a trip?

Don't worry, I won't belong.

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👤︎ u/MikeGelato
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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What does an antisocial frog say?

Reddit, Reddit.

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👤︎ u/OddSquirrel3
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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My wife's sister and her family came to visit but I was hiding in the den. She came in and told me not to be antisocial.

I reminded her that I'm a guy.

That would make me uncle social.

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👤︎ u/iiooiooi
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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Why did an angry, violent, antisocial student bring a drug syringe to class?

He wanted to shoot up the school.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Sep 11 2018
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Little known fact: Cannibals are actually really antisocial...

They're always fed up with people.

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👤︎ u/BratrilliantG7
📅︎ Jun 03 2018
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My niece called my antisocial

I corrected her with "no, I'm uncle social" Then pointed to my sister and called her auntisocial.

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👤︎ u/2pounds
📅︎ Jun 30 2014
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Why didn’t the old man want to join the socialist party?

Because he was antisocial

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👤︎ u/Eagle4523
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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Dad's joke about a socially awkward friend

talking with parents after a gathering

Mum: I feel bad for John, he's so antisocial.

Dad: Yeah, he's like an eternal flame!

Me: Eternal flame? What?

Dad: He never goes out!

Mum and I burst out laughing while dad grins proudly

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👤︎ u/karma112
📅︎ Jan 10 2014
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