Anti Social Puns

Everyone knows why but him.

Cause they never meat-up.

If there are any vegans reading this please don't start a beef.

Someone who avoid meets

But it never went anywhere.

.... because they’re full of anty bodies

I would figure they want anti-socialism.

I am much safer with my usual anti social distancing.

I Avoid Meet.

( I'm An Anti-Social , I Avoid Meeting )

Last night, my wife invited her cousin over the house to hang out, as it was her cousins birthday. About an hour after her cousin showed up, my wife was still sitting on the couch watching YouTube videos.

I told her to stop being anti-social.

Without missing a beat she says "That would make you Uncle Social!"