Collectively speaking, which are the richest animals on the planet?

Chickens... All of them have at least one buck.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/gdubluu
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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The platypus and echidna both lay eggs and produce milk

Making them the only animals on the planet capable of whipping their own custard

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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Just got my fiance while watching "Planet Earth"

We were just on the couch watching an episode of "Planet Earth" and during a scene about animals in rivers, she asks me,

"What's the difference an alligator and a crocodile?" in all earnest.

Immediately I replied, "one you see later, and the other you see in a while."

I got the DIRTIEST look after it took a second for the joke to hit home.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/PastaFazool
📅︎ Feb 02 2016
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It's been too cold to venture out the past few days. I'm not sure if cabin fever is setting in, or if dad's sense of humor has always been this lame.

We were all sitting there watching an Animal Planet special on bird migration (not by choice, the remote died), and after a few minutes apparent contemplation dad let this one loose on us.

"Did you hear about the ornithologist whose expedition was cancelled due to a severe snow storm?

I guess you could say things took an arctic tern for the worst!"

I think I may be booking a seat on the soonest ice floe out of this burg just to get away.

Oh no, he's got me doing it! It's spreading - run, save yourselves!

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/barthm1
📅︎ Feb 21 2015
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