Anemone Puns

Well, they don't exactly call them Sea Afriends do they?

Eminemone

Edit: typo

Alcoholics Anemones

With friends like that, who needs anemones?

turned out he was anemone.

Anemone

Alcoholics Anemones

I said to my wife, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

Oh no, it's my worst anemone!

You'll just end up making anemone.

He was caught behind anemone lines.

There is a room dedicated to sea anemones, a big space with low light coming from these glass tanks full of beautiful, fragile creatures. My son and I stood admiring them for a moment, and I commented, "Well, at least they'll never be lonely here."

"Why is that, Dad?"

"With anemones like these, who needs friends?"

A loud universal groan went up and I hastily retreated.

She had no friends, only anemone.

No matter how many friends you have, one will always be anemone.

We were watching a documentary about the ocean. At one point they described the process of clown fish "vaccinating" themselves to the sting of the anemone by exposing themselves to it from birth.

My dad: "Jenny McCarpy is outraged."

It was otterly embarrassing! I think he's made anemone.

I've always been told you should keep your fronds close but your anemones closer.

(In comic form)