Why do they say you should avoid Sea Anemones?

Well, they don't exactly call them Sea Afriends do they?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geaux
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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What is a clown fish's favorite artist?

Eminemone

Edit: typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zp003
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Where do Marine animals go to get help with a drinking problem?

Alcoholics Anemones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpaceCadetBob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I was going to spend Friday night studying stinging polyps that spend major part of their lifetime attached to rocks at the bottom of the sea, but a couple pals wanted me to go bar hopping...

With friends like that, who needs anemones?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Got in a fight with a sea creature that I thought was my friend,

turned out he was anemone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stonefly_C
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Who did the hero fish have to defeat?

Anemone

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Where do drunk sea flowers go?

Alcoholics Anemones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I was at the store deciding between a saltwater aquarium and a houseplant to decorate my home. I finally settled on a beautiful fern.

I said to my wife, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtowers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What did the heroic fish say when he saw the villainous sea creature?

Oh no, it's my worst anemone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fajitafighter-EMT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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It's not a good idea to mess with a clown fish,

You'll just end up making anemone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FairHairedWarrior
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Why did Nemo get killed?

He was caught behind anemone lines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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We were in the Baltimore Aquarium.

There is a room dedicated to sea anemones, a big space with low light coming from these glass tanks full of beautiful, fragile creatures. My son and I stood admiring them for a moment, and I commented, "Well, at least they'll never be lonely here."

"Why is that, Dad?"

"With anemones like these, who needs friends?"

A loud universal groan went up and I hastily retreated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldforger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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Why was the clownfish so sad?

She had no friends, only anemone.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2016
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A classic fish tale of betrayal...

No matter how many friends you have, one will always be anemone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snorgledork
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2016
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My dad had this marine themed anti-vaxxer zinger last night.

We were watching a documentary about the ocean. At one point they described the process of clown fish "vaccinating" themselves to the sting of the anemone by exposing themselves to it from birth.

My dad: "Jenny McCarpy is outraged."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2016
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Dad told my biology teacher a marine life joke.

It was otterly embarrassing! I think he's made anemone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtMetaphase
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2015
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I keep my fern in my bedroom, but only if my aquarium is next to my bed

I've always been told you should keep your fronds close but your anemones closer.

(In comic form)

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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