I once threw a quarter into the San Andreas...

I have always wanted to be generous to a fault.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cleanandclever
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 30 2018
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I saw the film San Andreas.

It had its faults.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ozmozez
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 29 2015
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Had to take my blu-ray of San Andreas back to the shop

It was faulty

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If The Rock walked in on someone having a baby during San Andreas movie

He would've said, "so you're having a birth-quake?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aaron1312
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 18 2015
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Bill Bryson's dad vs the San Andreas Fault

I went and saw author Bill Bryson speak last night and he told us how his dad used to make the most wonderful puns. I'll paraphrase best I can:

They had traveled from Iowa to California on vacation, and they were driving along the coast. They stopped at an informational plaque at the San Andreas Fault, and his dad walked straight up to the huge crack in the ground and threw a quarter in. When the kids asked why he did that, he simply responded "I've always wanted to be generous to a fault."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Stabfist_Frankenkill
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 16 2014
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Just realized I dad joked the foreign exchange student the first day of track practice.

*walking down the line asking everyone their name.

And whats you name?

"Lauda"

WHATS YOUR NAME?

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GoodLuckLetsFuck
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 17 2014
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It's not my fault...

My family and I were driving to the mountains when my dad says "It's not my fault! Is it your fault? Who's fault was it?" The rest of us look at each other very confused. Then he says, "It's San Andreas Fault" right as we drive by it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kswizzle-izzle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28 2014
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My dad's all time favourite

Mom : I ran into Andrea the other day.

Dad : Did you say sorry?

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rheaellace
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Just dad joked some co-workers.

Heard someone yell out at someone (jokingly) " It's all your fault." I walk up nonchalantly and seriously state. " You know who I usually find the biggest fault with?" Pause for looks of attention. "San Andreas." Turn around and walk away.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/K1Strata
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