An arm and a leg.
'cause he Fooled Around and Fell in Lava
"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."
He goes by Darth Trader
Elly Vader
“Anakin your a Lightsaber!”
May divorce be with you.
Ganondorf, because they both enjoy "killing young links".
I think It may have cost him a couple arms and a couple legs.
Padme
(As in, pad of paper)
Obi wan: Okay Anakin, answer this. Imagine, I am on a planet, very far away from yours. And I was out of range of all forms of communication.
Anakin: Okay...and?
Obi wan: And there was an urgent message, that you had to send me. How would you send it, when no messaging service would get to me?
Anakin: Simple. I would send it with sand. It gets everywhere.
To get to the other side
Since the sith grade
To get to the dark side!
(May the Fourth be with you all!)
Obi-wan: The high ground
Darrrrrth Vader.
I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.
I don’t know what it is. I think my heart just is panakin.
Because he was a taxi Vader.
He was looking in Alderan places
One's a tax evader, the other is a taxi Vader
He killed off all the Yuenglings.
The Darth Mall
*One of my 6 year olds at my work told me this one. Gave me a little chuckle.
Just the other day he killed a bunch of Yuenglings.
I killed a dozen Yuengling.
Elle-Vader music
My brother is a great dad, but he tells this joke every time I see him
He was a Draft Evader
... He went to the San Diego Pod Race.
To get to the dark side
