American Left Puns

So the other day, me and a foreign dude I know went hunting in the woods (you know, since it’s such an classically American thing (I know)). Anyways, so while we’re there, we get attacked by a four armed bear. Luckily, we were able to kill it before it killed us. Then I realized how rare this was, so we decided to take a couple of arms each as a trophy. So I let him, the foreigner, have the left pair, while I, as an American, got the right two bear arms.

as I left the table to use the bathroom:

“Son, I want you to remember that you’re an American now”

“And you’ll be an American when you leave the restroom “

“But, while you’re in the restroom....European “