Anything's pastabowl
It was an impasta
Chicken Alfredo
Because it was Alfredo.
I ain't alfredo no ghost
Alfredo
He pasta way.
So I work at a car dealership in not the best part of town. I was outside enjoying a smoke when a frail woman with bad teeth walked towards me. "I'll suck you off for a plate of lasagna," she said. I shot back, "sorry, I'm not interested in pastatutes."
Fettuccine Alfredo!
alfredo pasta should be worth every penny
Who's there?
Alfredo.
Alfredo who?
Alfredo the dark are you?
Because it wasn't alfredo no ghost!
I got home from work, and my lovely wife has just finished making supper. I noticed there was a pasta like side dish. She stated that I might not like it because it was Alfredo. I said, "I was Alfredo that!" Badum tssss! The groan told me it was my best work yet!
"Hola, what can I get for you folks?" "Fettucini alfredo. Hehehehehehehee"
Waitress: "and what kind of sauce would you like?" Me: "I'll take the Alfredo, because I'm Alfredo the pesto!" -big grin-
Waitress was not impressed. Everyone else just glared.
My dad asked what I was going to order
I said chicken Alfredo
He replied, "Alfredo? What's Al-fraid-of?"
It was alfredo commitment.
