I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
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Kick-off time and TV details
Sunday’s Euro 2020 final between Italy and England will be held at Wembley Stadium in London. The kick-off is at 8 pm (BST) and the match will be live in the UK on both BBC One and ITV.
Free live streams: BBC iPlayer / ITV Hub
Italy: RAI/Sky Italia
Global live streams: ESPN via Sling TV or FuboTV (US) | Optus Sport (AUS) | TSN/TVA Sports (CAN) | Sky Sport (NZ)
Pls note that not all streams are free and they are subject to geo-blocking.
Where to watch UEFA EURO 2020: TV broadcast partners, live streams
Meteorologists are predicting temperatures of around 20C (68F) with a showery outlook which was the case for Wembley Stadium on the day of the final 55 years ago.
The BBC’s build-up for the final starts at 6.20 pm (BST). In the studio, Gary Lineker is joined by Alan Shearer, Rio Ferdinand and Frank Lampard. Alex Scott, Gabby Logan and Jurgen Klinsmann will be pitchside while Guy Mowbray and Jermaine Jenas will provide commentary of the match.
Starting at 6.30 pm (BST), ITV’s coverage will be hosted by Mark Pougatch with Ian Wright, Roy Keane and Gary Neville providing expert insight. Seema Jaswal is pitchside with pundits Emma Hayes and Ashley Cole. And the commentary is from Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon with contributions from Hayes and Neville.
HISTORY
After two epic semi-finals, London now hosts a decider which, for the first time in EURO history, will feature England. Since their 1966 FIFA World Cup triumph at the previous Wembley Stadium, England have lost in the semi-finals of five major tournaments: EURO '68 and '96, the 1990 and 2018 World Cups and the 2019 UEFA Nations League. However, they have seen off [Germany](https://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro-2020/match/2024484--england-vs-
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
