8 Hilarious Ahoy Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Ahoy!

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👤︎ u/Dankmonseiur69

📅︎ Nov 18 2017

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Ahoy mateys, there's Fool's Gold in Cuba, Trinidad and Jamaica.

Arr, they be the Pyrites of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Oct 28 2018

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Ahoy!

No, wait.....TWO HOYS!

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👤︎ u/Chickens_dont_clap

📅︎ Nov 13 2015

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What do pirates say to warn when the California Highway Patrol is approaching?

Chips Ahoy.

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👤︎ u/Therapy_Gecko

📅︎ Mar 05 2021

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What do you call an overly affectionate avocado?

An avocuddle.

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👤︎ u/Syuriix

📅︎ Nov 20 2019

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What’s a pirates favorite cookie?

Ships Ahoy, I’ll see myself out now.

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👤︎ u/googleimages7

📅︎ Mar 16 2019

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Bought some detox tea to loose weight.

It is sublime served with Chips Ahoy/Oreo.

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👤︎ u/goncaloperes

📅︎ May 24 2019

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Canadian Dad joke

-How does Louis Riel address his French-Native troops? -Ahoy Métis!

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👤︎ u/ElBeatch

📅︎ May 24 2018

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