Everyone has heard the phrase "There's something afoot"...

But we are really in trouble when something is amile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icecoldchris09
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Somethings afoot

My wife asked if she could count the digits in my feet....

"Toe-tally" I replied..

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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A correct sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Wondering if there's something going on?

Ask a shoemaker; If anyone knows whats afoot, it's him

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Shoe stores can't be trusted

Something is always afoot there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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These people all have a (toe)point. imgur.com/JcvbfHA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bambi53
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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Girlfriend said her foot hurts from walking so much yesterday.

"I guess trouble is afoot."

"Maybe you should see a doctor. Unless you don't want to foot the bill."

"Or maybe your foot is just hungry. I can hear it going 'feet me, feet me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehgreatiam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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I am on the last chapter of a book about the life of an one-legged man.

I have a feeling that his end is afoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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There's a new soccer variant where the field is only 12 inches long.

The game is afoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlakeMP
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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Pun Request: Foot

I need to write a bit about "digital footprints" for a class.

I figured I should throw a few foot puns in to spice things up.

However, soon I found that trouble was afoot.

I'm starting to run dry and am close to being dead on my feet.

Can I get a few extra hands (and feet) to throw in some ideas?

Toe/heel/knee puns also welcome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachiswach
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2014
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Why did the detective keep checking the bottom of his legs?

Because he had his suspicions that something was afoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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My sock has disappeared!

Something strange is... afoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h1ppophagist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2012
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He walked right into it.

I was playing Kingdom Hearts with my six-year-old last night, when one of the villains was sneaking around and whatnot.

I said, "Uh-oh, something is afoot!"

"What's afoot?"

"This is!" As I lifted my foot toward his face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taicrunch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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When you see a missing shoe on the floor you know something…

Is afoot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lcojoker123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2015
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A podiatrist is alone in the woods.

He hears a strange rustling in the bushes and says

"Something is afoot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thelandofmiguela
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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My wife: Ugh, my shoe keeps falling off!

Me: Cleary, something is afoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barelyonhere
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2016
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My brother broke three toes playing soccer.

Mom is driving to the hospital and Dad is sitting in the back trying to calm my brother down.

Dad: "Can't you drive faster? There's trouble afoot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VanceWorley
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2014
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I stole my friend's shoe yesterday.

There were shoenanigans afoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Namzeh011
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
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When is a game not a game?

When it's afoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheesebotdev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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