Addictive (song) Puns

A list of puns related to "Addictive (song)"

Trying hard to give up my addiction to number 1 songs..

I just need one more hit.

👍︎ 11
💬︎
👤︎ u/bermobaron
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
🚨︎ report
That Coldplay song must be about a girl with a serious craps/gambling addiction.

She's always dreaming about a pair of dice.

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/minnesotan_youbetcha
📅︎ Feb 09 2016
🚨︎ report
I can't stop myself from listening to an Eric Clapton song on repeat every day.

I think I have a Cocaine addiction.

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/bios_001
📅︎ May 11 2020
🚨︎ report
See what you guys do to me?

So I was driving around with my friend who is addicted to that "What Does the Fox Say?" song (so annoying). I almost hit a squirrel which brought up conversation about hitting/almost hitting animals.

Him: "Yeah the other day I almost hit a fox coming home from work."

Me: "Oh really? What did it say?"

Him: "-__-"

I think I laughed at that joke to myself for a good five minutes.

👍︎ 11
💬︎
👤︎ u/dmatt1024
📅︎ Oct 16 2013
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.