Adderall Puns

A list of puns related to "Adderall"

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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👤︎ u/racas
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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I think im gonna need to buy some adderall for my camera

Because its having trouble focusing

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👤︎ u/Joshd175
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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A girl tried to sleep with me for Adderall

Attention whore

By: Matthew Broussard

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👤︎ u/bearnakedgamer
📅︎ May 17 2020
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What's another name for adderall?

Math-amphetamines

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👤︎ u/El_Zedd_Campeador
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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I tried to use Adderall to write once.

I didn't like the marks it left on paper so I went back to using a pen.

Source

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👤︎ u/StripedTiger711
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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Adderall this time...

... you still haven't solved the Ritalin.

(My actual dad's actual joke.)

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👤︎ u/stonefit
📅︎ Nov 12 2016
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My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.

It's an equal Adderall triangle.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call the ghost of a hyperactive teen?

An adolescent Adderall essence

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👤︎ u/lil_kibble
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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Taking drugs is bad.

Maybe i should not do that adderall.

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👤︎ u/NinjaGnomeXT
📅︎ Mar 31 2019
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I left adderall in my Ford Fiesta

Now it’s a Ford Focus

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👤︎ u/Theunkillable
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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