A friend recently asked " Are you alright?" I said "No, I feel like I just got drunk."

"You never complained about being drunk before, Why now?"

"Ask a glass of water!"

Thanks to the late Douglas Adams and the first of five books in the growing trilogy 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy' from which this joke was adapted.

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