A list of puns related to "Adam Adamant Lives!"
Because Adams make up everything!
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
My mom and dad are arguing about making food for some kind of church get together.
My dad says "Why are you being so adamant about not making any food!? Susie (some lady at church) can does it..."
My mom says "OH SO THEN WHY DONT YOU JUST GO AND LIVE WITH SUSIE??!"
my dad says: "OH! AS IF GEORGE (Susies husband) WOULD ALLOW THAT!"
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