I will include in my email the issues I think the legislature should be working on during this session.

Senate: Julie.Adams@lrc.ky.gov Ralph.Alvarado@lrc.ky.gov Karen.Berg@lrc.ky.gov Jared.Carpenter@lrc.ky.gov Danny.Carroll@lrc.ky.gov Matt.Castlen@lrc.ky.gov Donald.Douglas@lrc.ky.gov CB.Embry@lrc.ky.gov Rick.Girdler@lrc.ky.gov David.Givens@lrc.ky.gov Denise.HarperAngel@lrc.ky.gov Jimmy.Higdon@lrc.ky.gov Paul.Hornback@lrc.ky.gov Jason.Howell@lrc.ky.gov Alice.Kerr@lrc.ky.gov Chris.McDaniel@lrc.ky.gov Morgan.McGarvey@lrc.ky.gov Stephen.Meredith@lrc.ky.gov Robby.Mills@lrc.ky.gov Gerald.Neal@lrc.ky.gov Mike.Nemes@lrc.ky.gov Dennis.Parrett@lrc.ky.gov John.Schickel@lrc.ky.gov Wil.Schroder@lrc.ky.gov Brandon.Smith@lrc.ky.gov Adrienne.Southworth@lrc.ky.gov Robert.Stivers@lrc.ky.gov Brandon.Storm@lrc.ky.gov Damon.Thayer@lrc.ky.gov Reginald.Thomas@lrc.ky.gov Johnnie.Turner@lrc.ky.gov Robin.Webb@lrc.ky.gov Steve.West@lrc.ky.gov Whitney.Westerfield@lrc.ky.gov Phillip.Wheeler@lrc.ky.gov Mike.Wilson@lrc.ky.gov Max.Wise@lrc.ky.gov David.Yates@lrc.ky.gov

House Shane.Baker@lrc.ky.gov kim.banta@lrc.ky.gov Lynn.Bechler@lrc.ky.gov Danny.Bentley@lrc.ky.gov John.Blanton@lrc.ky.gov Tina.Bojanowski@lrc.ky.gov Adam.Bowling@lrc.ky.gov Josh.Branscum@lrc.ky.gov Kevin.Bratcher@lrc.ky.gov Josh.Bray@lrc.ky.gov Randy.Bridges@lrc.ky.gov George.Brown@lrc.ky.gov om.Burch@lrc.ky.gov Josh.Calloway@lrc.ky.gov McKenzie.Cantrell@lrc.ky.gov Jennifer.Decker@lrc.ky.gov Jonathan.Dixon@lrc.ky.gov Jeff.Donohue@lrc.ky.gov Myron.Dossett@lrc.ky.gov Ryan.Dotson@lrc.ky.gov Jim.DuPlessis@lrc.ky.gov Daniel.Elliott@lrc.ky.gov Joe.Fischer@lrc.ky.gov Daniel.Fister@lrc.ky.gov Patrick.Flannery@lrc.ky.gov Ken.Fleming@lrc.ky.gov Kelly.Flood@lrc.ky.gov Deanna.Gordon@lrc.ky.gov Chris.Freeland@lrc.ky.gov Chris.Fugate@lrc.ky.gov Al.Gentry@lrc.ky.gov Jim.Gooch@lrc.ky.gov Derrick.Graham@lrc.ky.gov David.Hale@lrc.ky.gov Mark.Hart@lrc.ky.gov Angie.Hatton@lrc.ky.gov Richard.Heath@lrc.ky.gov Samara.Heavrin@lrc.ky.gov Thomas.Huff@lrc.ky.gov Regina.Huff@lrc.ky.gov MaryBeth.Imes@lrc.ky.gov Joni.Jenkins@lrc.ky.gov DJ.Johnson@lrc.ky.gov Kim.King@lrc.ky.gov Norma.KirkMcCormick@lrc.ky.gov Matthew.Koch@lrc.ky.gov Adam.Koenig@lrc.ky.gov Nima.Kulkarni@lrc.ky.gov William.Lawrence@lrc.ky.gov Scott.Lewis@lrc.ky.gov Derek.Lewis@lrc.ky.gov Matt.Lockett@lrc.ky.gov Savannah.Maddox@lrc.ky.gov MaryLou.Marzian@lrc.ky.gov Ed.Massey@lrc.ky.gov Bobby.McCool@lrc.ky.gov Chad.McCoy@lrc.ky.gov Shawn.McPherson@lrc.ky.gov David.Meade@lrc.ky.gov Michae

In the OA they reference "irrational numbers", really early on, during BBA's internet search. They do this twice. Originally, she writes about it, and then you see it in her search history "the square root of 3". https://imgur.com/a/fYg5k

Other things that appear in her searches: "oak", "oasis" -- (each start with OA)

"open table": https://www.theopentable.org/

"the first time" (not sure what it's referring to yet)

"the french revolution"

Link irrational numbers and the french revolution: https://books.google.com/books?id=SI5ip95BbgEC&pg=PA46&lpg=PA46&dq=irrational+numbers+and+the+french+revolution&source=bl&ots=1DM2k4i3Eu&sig=ACfU3U0F30MvA4WclfLX-KvQ8uyZ3HSRiQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwihmLfKzaf1AhXdnGoFHfT2BzEQ6AF6BAgnEAM#v=onepage&q=irrational%20numbers%20and%20the%20french%20revolution&f=false

Sure enough, irrational numbers link to a theory on the french revolution, and the square root of 3 specifically. It relates to how the revolution came about, and that this cause and effect forms an earlier, and continuous pattern throughout history to ages of enlightenment essentially. It also refers back to Hume, Dante's inferno, and several other philosopical concepts which I've mentioned quite a lot here, like idealism, chaos theory, meme theory. (DO NOT SKIP READING THE LINK, IT'S SHORT)

The idea being that the discovery of irrational numbers opened the minds of people, the idea of zero, very large numbers, and even imaginary numbers. Which leads into the concepts I mentioned in my recent matrix/oa theory.

In the 16th century these numbers were not considered legitimate, even up to the 19th century. Many believe thatthese numbers opened a view of an infinitely large universe to the public, just like the pale blue dot/overview effect seemed to reveal how vulnerable we really are, and how connected.

"An irrational number was a sign of meaninglessness in what had seemed like an orderly world. The Pythagoreans wanted numbers to be something you could count on, and for all things to be counted as rational numbers. The discovery of an irrational number proved that there existed in the universe things that could not be comprehended through rational numbers, threatening not only Pythagorean mathematics, but their philosophy as well."

This happened after the french revolution as well, is essentially the thought process, and the tale about killing Hippassus might reflect that. https://brilliant.org/wiki/his

All Airtimes E.S.T.

SAT 01

(1:45AM) Shadow of the Thin Man (1941/1h 37m/Suspense/Mystery/Major W. S. Van Dyke II)

(3:30AM) The Thin Man Goes Home (1945/1h 40m/Mystery/Richard Thorpe)

(5:15AM) Song of the Thin Man (1947/1h 26m/Mystery/Edward Buzzell)

(7:00AM) The Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Story (1950/56m/Short/Herman Hoffman)

(8:00AM) Poultry Pirates (1938/9m/Animation/I. Freleng)

(8:10AM) Goofy Movies Number One (1933/8m/Short/Jules White)

(8:19AM) Victoria and Vancouver: Gateways to Canada (1936/8m/Short/Benjamin D. Sharpe)

(8:28AM) Rustlers (1949/1h 1m/Western/Lesley Selander)

(9:30AM) BATMAN: Robin's Ruse (1949/16m/Serial/Spencer Gordon Bennet.

(10:00AM) POPEYE: The Fly's Last Flight (1949/6m/Animation/Seymour Kneitel)

(10:08AM) Bowery Buckaroos (1947/1h 6m/Comedy/William Beaudine)

(11:30AM) Seeing Red (1939/18m/Short/Roy Mack)

(12:00PM) Fiddler on the Roof (1971/3h/Musical/Norman Jewison)

(3:15PM) A Face in the Crowd (1957/2h 6m/Drama/Elia Kazan)

(5:30PM) Twelve O'Clock High (1949/2h 12m/War/Henry King)

(8:00PM) Penny Serenade (1941/2h 5m/Romance/George Stevens)

(10:00PM) Children of a Lesser God (1986/1 hr 59m/Drama/Randa Haines)

SUN 02

(12:30AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(2:30AM) It Should Happen to You (1953/1h 26m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(4:15AM) Born Yesterday (1950/1h 43m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(6:00AM) Old Acquaintance (1943/1h 50m/Drama/Vincent Sherman)

(8:00AM) Adam's Rib (1949/1h 41m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(10:00AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(12:00PM) Romeo and Juliet (1937/2h 7m/Romance/George Cukor)

(2:15PM) The More the Merrier (1943/1h 44m/Comedy/George Stevens)

(4:15PM) Light in the Piazza (1962/1h 41m/Romance/Guy Green)

(6:15PM) My Favorite Year (1982/1h 32m/Comedy/Richard Benjamin)

(8:00PM) How Green Was My Valley (1941/1h 58m/Drama/John Ford)

(10:15PM) The Corn Is Green (1945/1h 54m/Drama/Irving Rapper)

Mon 03

(12:30AM) The Three Musketeers (1921/1h 50m/Adventure/Fred Niblo)

(2:45AM) My Journey Through French Cinema (2016/3h 15m/Documentary/Bertrand Tavernier)

(6:30AM) Letter from Siberia (

I realized I hadn’t featured the comeback players yet so I thought I should!

BASICS:

Born: March 27, 1987

Jersey Number: 28

Bats: Right

Throws: Right

Position: Catcher

Drafted: 2008 by the Giants, Round 1, Pick 5

MLB Debut: September 11, 2009

Teams: Giants (2008-2021)

Twitter/ Instagram: busterposey

2021 STATS:

Games: 113

Batting Average: 0.304

OBP: 0.390

SLG: 0.499

OPS: 0.889

Runs: 68

Hits: 120

Doubles: 23

Home Runs: 18

RBIs: 56

CAREER STATS:

Games: 1371

Batting Average: 0.302

OBP: 0.372

SLG: 0.460

OPS: 0.831

Runs: 663

Hits: 1500

Doubles: 293

Triples: 9

Home Runs: 158

RBIs: 729

Stolen Bases: 23

2021 AWARDS:

NL Comeback Player of the Year

All Star

Silver Slugger

CAREER AWARDS:

NL MVP - 2012

NL Rookie of the Year - 2010

NL Comeback Player of the Year - 2012

All Star - 2012, 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018

Silver Slugger - 2012, 2014, 2015, 2017

Gold Glove - 2016

NL Player of the Month - July 2010

NL Rookie of the Month - July 2010

NL Player of the Week - 7/12/10, 7/1/13, 9/8/14

THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW:

He is the father of two sets of twins.

He was originally drafted by the Angels in 2005, but opted to go to college.

He was originally a shortstop, but started catching his sophomore year at Florida State.

He has also played first base.

He is passionate about pediatric cancer awareness.

Buster is a nickname - his real name is Gerald Dempsey Posey.

HIS BEST 2021 MOMENTS:

He broke a Giants record in the NLDS

He hit an opposite field home run

There was a game where he hit two homers

He had a four-hit, three-run game

OTHER GREAT MOMENTS:

He had a fantastic rookie year

His MVP in 2012 was well deserved

WHY I LIKE HIM:

He always seemed like such a nice guy and I saw him as a leader on the Giants. He's definitely going to

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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Decided to my own take on these.

1. Ezekiel Cedrick Walczak
2. Eva Claudette Mikhailov
3. Noah Pranit Patel
4. Justin Ryder Manaia
5. Kathrine "Katie" Genevieve Shukri
6. Tyler Jason Kokkinos
7. Isobel "Izzy" Kathleen Flannagan
8. Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson
9. Bethany "Beth" Faye Vaughn
10. Sadie Harper Mirskey-Garcia
11. Courtney Gisele Aguero
12. Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady V
13. Trenton "Trent" Nathaniel Sawyer
14. Bridgette Penelope Summers
15. Lindsay Elaine Pierce
16. Devon Joseph "DJ" Moore
17. Geoffrey "Geoff" Emmanuel Ingerman
18. LeShawna Simone Burke
19. Duncan Roland Kovačić
20. Heather Sloane Takahashi
21. Gwendolyn "Gwen" Dolores Aldridge
22. Owen Anthony Jenkins
23. Alejandro Emilio Rafael Burromuerto
24. Sierra Ramona Guzmán
25. Mildred "Blaineley" Stacey Andrews O'Halloran
26. Anne Maria Giuliana Fiore-Perez
27. Beverly "B" Winston Hills
28. Benjamin "Brick" Wallace McArthur
29. Cameron Corduroy Wilkins
30. Dakota Rose Milton
31. Dawn Elise Lockhart
32. Joanne "Jo" Elizabeth Borstov
33. Rudolph "Lightning" Preston Jackson III (Don't ask, the III was on me).
34. Michael "Mike" Vincenzo Capparelli
35. Samuel "Sam" Isaac Friedman
36. Scott Dennis Morrissey
37. Staci Morgan Peters
38. Zoey Ophelia Barath
39. Bernard "Beardo" Garret Winslow
40. Leonard Leroy Samson
41. Amanda "Amy" Renee Bergman
42. Rodney Atlas Tilman
43. Samantha "Sammy" Lynn Bergman
44. Ella Celestia Stone
45. Christopher "Topher" Sebastian Montgomery
46. David "Dave" Nirmal Varma
47. Scarlett Vivien MacLellan
48. Maximillian "Max" Francis Goodman
49. Jasmine Felicity Smith
50. Annabel "Sugar" Mackenzie Thompson
51. Skylar "Sky" Veronica Locklear
52. Shawn Levi Eriksen
53. Carrie Noelle Dawson
54. Devin Julian Yang
55. Taylor Paige Kokkinos
56. Kelly Marie Kokkinos
57. Emma Cadence Lai
58. Katrina "Kitty" Avery Lai
59. Alice "Crimson" Audrey Reznik
60. Nikolas "Ennui" Caleb Brandt
61. Jason "Jay" Zane Pritchard
62. Mickey Lloyd Pritchard
63. Ryan James Salomon
64. Stephanie Willow Jackson
65. Jacques Andre Toussaint
66. Josee Amelie Delaroux
67. Brody Javier Rodriguez
68. Dwayne Charles Fischer Sr.
69. Dwayne Charles Fischer Jr.
70. Nicole Kimberly Sanders
71. Valentina "MacArthur" Manuela Escobar
72. Lorenzo Emiliano Ferraro
73. Chester "Chet" Rhett Borremans
74. Thomas "Tom" Gabriel Pereira
75. Jennifer "Jen" Mariana Solano
76. Spencer "Rock" Grant Kaminski
77. Mason "Spud" Graham Hughes
78. Miles Amelia Van Acker
79. Laurie Savannah Coleman
80. Ellody Mishti B

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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3812. Microeconomics, 9th Edition: Robert Pindyck & Daniel Rubinfeld

3813. Managerial Accounting, 3rd Edition: Charles E. Davis & Elizabeth Davis

3814. eBusiness: A Canadian Perspective for a Networked World, Canadian 4th Edition: Gerald Trites & J. Efrim Boritz

3815. Learning Together with Young Children: A Curriculum Framework for Reflective Teachers: Deb Curtis & Margie Carter

3816. Multicultural Teaching in the Early Childhood Classroom: Approaches, Strategies, and Tools, Preschool–2nd Grade: Mariana Souto-Manning

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3818. Making Maps: A Visual Guide to Map Design for GIS, 3rd Edition: John Krygier & Denis Wood

3819. Introduction to Animal Science Global, Biological, Social and Industry Perspectives, 6th Edition: W. Stephen Damron

3820. Essentials of MIS, 13th Edition: Kenneth C. Laudon & Jane Laudon

3821. M: Management, 5th Edition: Thomas S Bateman

3822. Human Geography: Places and Regions in Global Context, 5th Edition : Paul L. Knox

3823. Your Health Today: Choices in a Changing Society, 5th Edition: Michael L. Teague & Sara L.C. Mackenzie & David M Rosenthal

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" . . . It was this power to satirize and the fact that poets were eager to incite the nobles to rebellion that explains the irreconcilable hostility of the English toward them. The established judgment of the government toward the poets is no doubt expressed in the following memorandum: 'Bards. All their poetries tending to the furtherance of vice and the hurt of the English.' No wonder the commissioners of the King in Limerick ordained in 1549 that 'No rhymer [poeta] nor other person whatsoever shall make verses [carmina] or any other thing else called auran to any one after God on earth except the King, under penalty of the forfeiture of all his goods.'

From time to time special campaigns against the poets were mounted. For example, in the year 1415 there is an account of Lord Justice Talbot (Lord Furnivall) organizing attacks on Diarmaid Ó Dálaigh, Dubhthach Mac Eochadha Eolaigh, and Muirgheas Ó Dálaigh. In 1579, Sir Henry Harrington was appointed 'seneschal' and principal administrator of the land of Ó Byrne and other neighbourhoods. Here were some of his responsibilities:

> He shall make proclomation that no idle person, vagabond or masterlass man, bard, rymer, or other notorious malefactor, remain within the district on pain of whipping after eight days, and of death after twenty days.
He shall apprehend those who support such, and seize their goods, certifying the same to the lord deputy.

In a district adjacent to County Kildare, Gerald, the Earl of Kildare, and Piers fitz James of Ballysonnon had a special commission, which included the following mandate:

> They are also to punish by death, or otherwise as directed, harpers, rhymers, bards, idlemen, vagabonds, and such horse-boys as have not their master's bill to show whose men they are.

All this persecution took its toll, and a great number of poets came to a violent end—among them, Eoghan Ruadh Mac an Bhaird, Muiris Ballach Ó Cléirigh, Donnchadh an tSneachta Mac Craith, Cú Connacht Ó Cianáin, and Tadhg Dall ÓhUiginn.
It is strange to think that all the powers of the government were not able absolutely to wipe out and annihilate the poets and the tradition they represented. And there is an irrepressible irony in the fact that Sir John Perrott hired bards to sing the praises of the English Queen and that Lord Mountjoy and Sir George Carew bribed Aonghus Ruad Ó Dálaigh to satirize the native families—if there is any truth in those allegations."

From *The Irish Literary

It’s time for another MyTEAM Thesis. I snagged Jamaal Wilkes, Bob Cousy and Bob Pettit tonight. All-Time Dom is a rewarding grind. It’s not always the easiest, but that’s why your resident MyTEAM Professor is here. My job is to make your life easier. Let’s get down to business.

Defense is so important. We’ve received a plethora of strong defensive cards since I wrote my Current Domination Thesis. Some of those cards will definitely help you as you work through All-Time Dom. Dwyane Wade certainly costs a pretty penny, but his Gold Clamps helped me win the final three games tonight. Of course, there are many cheaper options that can help you on that end of the floor. I ran a three-headed inside monster of Serge Ibaka, Mitchell Robinson and Chris Boucher. Those big men obliterated so many shots in the paint. I also tossed in Rik Smits while I finished his XP Agenda yesterday, and he’s great in short spurts. He gets tired easily, so just be aware of that. Another great defender is Gerald Wallace. That guy does it all. Draymond was perfect for me at the 4. I finished Current Dom before I took on All-Time, so it was great to have Dray in my back pocket. When you have utility players like Wallace and Green, it makes the rest of your grind easier. I can’t recommend Robinson and Ibaka enough. Ibaka is a Top 3 Token Reward. Don’t @ me. Just kidding — you can @ me. We’re all about dialogue in our class.

I always take time to recognize my MVP. If you know anything about me or have seen any of my content, you know that Derrick Rose is my favorite player to use in 2K. Dorian Finney-Smith is also up there, and I can’t wait until he gets his first card. Rose got to the basket at will. He has some of the most bonkers dribble moves I have ever seen. When I activated some pick-and-pop situations, the defense froze and had to make a decision. Ibaka got open for a jumper, or Rose zipped to the rim for another slam dunk. I got Rose because he is my favorite player in real life and because I have used him since 2K9, but if you’re looking for some cheaper options, Stephon Marbury and De’Aaron Fox will do the trick. Yesterday’s Primetime Packs were great for a multitude of reasons. I highly recommend that everyone picks up Sapphire Larry Kenon. That card is very similar to his Diamond Token Reward. You can’t go wrong with Larry, who has staked his claim as a MyTEAM fan favorite over the years.

In no particular order, here are some more cards who helped me along the way: Fre

TL;DR

Made all-time hometown rosters with original 30 NBA teams + 25 new teams to split populated areas and big teams (spreadsheet + map)

Player Pool and Team Pool

I used the top 969 players who have at least 10000 minutes played in their career.

Why 10000 minutes played? Because that's the lower standard set by Basketball-Reference to get on their ABA career leaderboard (15000 MP for NBA). I added George Mikan, because even though he hasn't played enough minutes, he's featured in All-Time ESPN NBARank and Bill Simmons Hall of Fame Pyramid.

I started off with the current 30 teams. To split up the Lakers and Clippers, I gave the Clippers their proposed Inglewood site.

As I looked at the map of player hometowns, I realized that there were:

• some areas that had a lot of players, but few close NBA teams
• some areas that had bloated rosters with too many players

Based off city population and arena size, I added 25 new teams.

• I obviously had to give Seattle their team back
• Birmingham, North Little Rock and Shreveport helped to split up the South
• Pittsburgh and St. Louis were big cities without teams
• Berkeley added to siphon off San Francisco
  • if I add Oakland, it takes away too many players
• Anaheim and Westwood added in Southern California (Clippers & Lakers)
• Winston-Salem and Raleigh to pare down Charlotte
• Lansing to prune Detroit
• 2nd Atlanta team in suburb of College Park
• 2nd Washington team and Baltimore
• 2 more teams in Chicago (Rosemont and South Side) + a team in Gary
• 2nd Indiana team + Louisville & Lexington
• 2nd Philadelphia team in suburb of Wynnewood
• 3 more teams in the New York Area (Newark, Queens and Long Island)

The Method

I started off gathering hometowns due to this fantastic database by Reuben Fischer-Baum ([original article source here](https://deadspin.com/infographics-where-do-pro-basketball-players-come-from-5132615

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.