ARD Puns

A list of puns related to "ARD"

What do you call a magician who smokes?

A wheez-ard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Secretseacrits549
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you call a bull that runs away?

A cow-ard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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I've just bought a terrific new car, its a Rolls Canardly

it rolls down one side of the hill, can 'ardly get up the other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simian_fold
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Road trip dad

On a road trip through France when I was younger.

Mum: "Have we passed Dijon yet?"

Dad: "We must'ard done."

Sigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crumpet-lumpet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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