The TSA detained a passenger in possession of a slide rule, compass and calculator...

They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.

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📅︎ May 22 2020
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What do female variables wear?

AlgeBras

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👤︎ u/zanman28
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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What's a green piece of underwear some mathmaticians use?

An Algae-bra.

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👤︎ u/Specktagon
📅︎ Aug 03 2016
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What is a jock’s favorite math class?

Alge, bruh.

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👤︎ u/MCS117
📅︎ Oct 05 2017
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Got dad joked in math class...

Just came back from a bathroom break in my class at our local JC. Teacher is an older Asian gentleman, and as we all get settled down he asks," So, what does the little mermaid wear?" The class talked about it for a bit and then with a sly grin he states, " An alge bra" , many groans were heard.

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📅︎ Mar 03 2015
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