At a concert I didn’t want to go to, I turned to my wife and said, “I hope there is a lot of Ado.”

Her: Huh?

MC: Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado....

Me: Shit.

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Everytime I go there I get upset.
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Colors
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👤︎ u/Bongnazi
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If at the end of a Scrabble game you are stuck with the letters D and O..

..I suggest you make do.

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Boat names

Keeping up a-pier-ances

The Sturgeon-General

A fine piece of bass

All I really want is gulls

About a bouy

Gulls don't like bouys, gulls like cars and money

Bass and titties

Little ado a-trout nothing

Please keel free to add your own :)

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After all the hand-wringing, criticism and 24-hour coverage, Anthony Scaramucci ended up only holding his new job in the White House for a single week...

...It was Mooch ado about nothing.

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My wife dragged me to a dance recital.

Me: I hope there is a lot of ado.

Wife: Huh?

MC: Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado....

Me: Shit.

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