Daughter: β€œDad, ask me who sings this song. I’ll give you a clue, it starts with the letter β€˜S’!

Dad: β€œFirst, ask me if I care. I’ll give you a clue, it starts with the letter β€˜N’”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chinatown117
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Thank you, autocorrect!

GF's text autocorrected to: "I'm so glad we're dining this together, I would be a mess without you."

Me: "Are those lyrics from the hit song 'Love letter to a napkin'?".

I could feel her eye roll and groan from 5 hours away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abunchofatoms
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2015
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