What are the 8 wettest letters?

H to O

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The crossword was asking for an 8 letter 1995 Alicia Silverstone movie

I was Clueless

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What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?

Letter rip

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What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

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if you wrote an essay about why capitalism was bad

would you gain or lose marks for not using capital letters...?

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If you see the second letter of the alphabet

Letter B

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My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them.

I've done that, but what do I do with the letter.

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Santa and the elves are drinking around the fire and one of the elves says:

โ€œSanta: youโ€™ve been around since the 4th century, seen alphabets and languages rise and fall. Do you have a favorite letter?โ€

Claus thinks about it, scratches his thick white beard and says: โ€œA B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zโ€

โ€œWell Santa, I just asked for one. What does that mean?โ€

โ€œAnd I gave you one! My favorite letter of the alphabet is the most Christmasy one out there! No-L!โ€

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I'm proud of my son

Talking to my 3 year old son the other day:

Me: Do you know your letters?

Son: Yes

Me: Can you say the alphabet?

Son: The alphabet

My wife and I were cracking up.

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felony

today i tripped and fell down

and my face hit the letter E on a sewer drain cover

and then the police came and charged me with felony

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Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!

My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. Iโ€™d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since weโ€™re there.

Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says โ€œcoolest dad in the galaxy,โ€ a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift Iโ€™m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.

Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??

  • Iโ€™m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!

Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I donโ€™t really have that โ€œcreativeโ€ part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesnโ€™t matter!

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My wife said the โ€œEโ€ was missing from my sons alphabet set.

I replied, โ€œNo way that is in the top 5 most voweluable letters!โ€

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What's the difference between Satan and Santa?

They're a letter apart.

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My daughter just hit me with this over dinner.

We're sitting around having dinner, and my wife isn't feeling great about the cooking. My daughter (6) starts critiquing the sauce, talking about what she doesn't like. I told her that sometime you have to read the room and see whether people want their cooking criticized.

She looks at me and says "Dad, you can't read a room if there are no letters in it" and starts giggling.

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What makes oil boil?

The letter โ€˜bโ€™.

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In laughter, the 'L' comes first...

The rest of the letters comes 'aughter' it.

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I told the alphabet to my crushโ€ฆ

She said I missed out the letters, U R A Q T, I responded with โ€œthanks!โ€

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Enter new password: '123456'

Password must contain a letter: '123456๐’Ÿ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡ ๐’ฎ๐‘œ๐“ƒ, ๐ผ๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ˆ ๐’ท๐‘’๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“Ž ๐“Ž๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐“ˆ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ฟ๐‘œ๐“Ž ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‚๐“…๐“๐‘’ ๐‘”๐’ถ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“‰๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š. ๐ป๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐ผ ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‚๐“…๐“๐‘’๐“‡ ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ˆ, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰! ๐’ด๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘’ ๐’น๐’พ๐’ป๐’ป๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐“Œ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐’ฟ๐‘œ๐“Ž ๐‘’๐’ถ๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐‘œ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐“ˆ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐“…๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“Ž, ๐’ถ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“๐’น ๐’ท๐“‡๐‘’๐“Œ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“‰๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น๐’ถ, ๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‚๐“…๐“๐“Ž ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐’ฟ๐‘œ๐“Ž๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“†๐“Š๐’พ๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“…๐‘’๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’๐’ป๐“Š๐“๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“ƒ๐’ถ๐“‰๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐“‡๐’พ๐“…. ๐’ซ๐“๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“€๐“ˆ๐‘”๐’พ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”, ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“Š๐“๐’น ๐“‚๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“๐’น ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐‘’. ๐ฟ๐‘œ๐“‹๐‘’, ๐’Ÿ๐’ถ๐’น'

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I have stopped subscribing to the Scrabble club.

Now they are sending me threatening letters

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The Beatles looked out for eachother in preschool

"What is the second letter of the alphabet?" The teacher asked Ringo. But Ringo wasn't sure.

But because Ringo had found himself in a time of trouble, John came to him and whispered words of wisdom

"Letter B"

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I actually failed pirate school

I only learned my letters up to quueeuuee

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What starts with an E

Ends with an E and only has one letter in it?

>!Envelope!<

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Three sheep

A chef entered his kitchen one day struggling with holding onto a large pumpkin. He noticed three male sheep standing next to his oven. One of them had a collar on him with the letter โ€œAโ€ written on it. The second had a collar with โ€œBโ€ and the third had โ€œC.โ€ The chef didnโ€™t know what to do with the sheep, and they were standing in front of the only place he could put the pumpkin down. He put the pumpkin on the first sheepโ€™s head and nothing happened. He then put it on the second sheepโ€™s head and again, nothing happened. He then put it on the third sheepโ€™s head, and immediately the sheep started cooking a gourmet meal and swearing at anyone who passed by him.

Thatโ€™s what happens when you put a gourd on ram C in the kitchen.

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My dad did this earlier

He said, "I gotta P" I assumed he meant piss but he pulled out a Piece of paper that had the letter P on it and handed to me Then he said, "Now you gotta P"

I'm still laughing

Edit: he did this and in front of my family and made me laugh my ass off

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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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What is shorter than longer

Count the letters. What has 4, longer has 6.

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Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.

The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.

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My twin preschool boys were playing with foam letters in the bathtub.

One happened to put the letter T into a toy stacking cup I was holding. I tried to give it to him but he didn't want it.

So I turned to my other son and said, "Hmm, guess it's not his cup of T".

Neither 3yo got it so I had to tell someone.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Because the rest of the letters were not-E.

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I've heard so much about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one talks aboutโ€ฆ

โ€ฆthe other four letters?

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A dog sees a "Now hiring" poster outside of a computer store.

The poster reads:

"Must be able to type. Must be able to program. And must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer."

The dog takes the poster in his mouth, and walks in. The manager spots the dog, and decides to humour it, pulling up a chair and a computer with a word processor. "Alright, if you want to work here, you need to first write a letter," and leaves the room.

30 minutes later, he comes back in, and the dog has typed out a completely error-free letter.

"Well, I'll be. This is a smart dog. But can he program?" he asks himself.

20 minutes pass, and the dog has made a perfectly running website for the store.

He looks, shocked, at the dog, and finally speaks. "Look, I know you have the qualifications, but, well... you're a dog."

The dog nudges the words "We are an equal opportunity employer." on the poster, and the manager sighs.

"There's no way you're bilingual."

The dog looks him in the eyes, and says, "Meow."

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I ordered some big metal letters.

I wanted to make a sign that said "YOU & ME". So, I ordered some big metal letters.

When they arrived, the box was very damaged. I checked if everything was there, but the iron E was lost on me.

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Mailmans bag...

Whilst doing a crossword I said to the wife "Mailmans bag?" She asked "How many letters" "Thousands" I replied.

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My 2.5 year old told his first dad joke.

While traveling to a cookout at my dads house, my wife (W) was working through the alphabet with my son (s)

Letter โ€œIโ€: W: โ€œ I is for..... iguanaโ€ S: โ€œiguana.... iguana go outside.โ€ W: looks at me. I look at him. S: (in his best dad style, cheesy laugh) โ€œha, ha.โ€

He had no idea what he said. But gosh we got a kick out of it.

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Want to know how the founders of Canada came up with the name?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and a guy pulled them out one by one.

The first is pulled out and the guy says โ€œC eh?โ€ The second is pulled out of the hat and the guy says โ€œN eh?โ€ The last letter is pulled out and the guy says โ€œD eh?โ€

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I hate spelling errors...

You mix up two letters and your whole joke is urined.

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Someone told me that women shouldn't deliver the mail

I say we letter

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DHL

I got a letter from DHL, they said that I have an outstanding balance. It wasn't much though.

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People think that the word 'queue' is just 'Q' followed by 4 silent letters

But those letters aren't silent, they're just waiting their turn

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So I used to collect those little cardboard discs with pictures on...

One time I took a bunch of them with me to Abu Dhabi and while most of them were fine one behaved very weirdly, splitting and separating like it was in the humid air of the tropics. Very strange. I even wrote a letter about it to a listings magazine, which began:

"What's On, I commend to your attention the curious incident of the POG in the dry clime."

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What kind of letter does a lawyer send a chemist he wants to stop doing something?

A cesium and desist letter.

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Did you hear about the farmer...

That got the John Deere letter?

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Iโ€™ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...

I call it LETTER RIP

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I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.

I call it Letter Rip.

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I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.

I call it "Letter Rip."

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

DAD: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
SON: Envelope.

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What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles.

The first and last letters are miles apart.

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What's the longest word in the English Language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

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