What are the 8 wettest letters?

H to O

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The crossword was asking for an 8 letter 1995 Alicia Silverstone movie

I was Clueless

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True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling โ€œI stepped on a Bee!โ€

I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...

Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.

Apparently I had dropped one...

Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....

A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.

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Whatโ€™s the difference between politicians and flying pigs?

The letter f

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After eating alphabet soup....

....the next time I pooped I had a vowel movement. But I'm a bit worried that all the other letters still haven't come out. It's been a while now so I went to see my doctor. He said it wasn't a big deal. I was just a little consonantipated.

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Happy Ending

A guy walks into a bar on Ash Wednesday and orders a beer. "I'm really having a hard time trying to decide what to give up for Lent," he tells the bartender. "Well let me tell you a little cautionary tale about giving things up for Lent," the bartender says. "A particular family in LA has been abstaining from using one letter of the alphabet for Lent each year, since 2001. It started as a joke, giving up "A" in 2001 and "B" in 2002, but developed into a strong family tradition. This year, one of the members has a tough choice to make. Unlike the rest of the Astleys, Rick made a solemn vow... "

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In laughter the 'L' comes first.

The rest of the letters comes 'aughter' it.

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I hate spelling errors.

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

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I haven't kept up my subscription to the Scrabble club....

Now they have started sending me threatening letters.

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What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?

Letter rip

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What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.

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My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them.

I've done that, but what do I do with the letter.

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if you wrote an essay about why capitalism was bad

would you gain or lose marks for not using capital letters...?

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The man and the silver screw.

There once was this fella was born with a silver screw in his belly button. His parents, and later himself, searched far and wide trying to find someone that knew how this happened and how to remove it. As he grew older he cared less and less about the "how" and more about the removal. One day in his never-ending search he encountered a wizened woman who said that she knew of a place where you could go and a mysterious force would be able to remove the screw. But, before she provided the location she asked him if this was REALLY something he wanted done and if he knew all the consequences of his desire. The man hastily said that he was 10000% sure and more than well informed of the consequences. So, she gave him the location of the cave and the instructions on how to gain the help of the mysterious force. He was to go to the cave and sleep nude in the cave over night and by the morning his request would be fulfilled. He made his way to the spot with all due haste and followed the instructions to the letter. He did this and fell into a sound sleep. During the night a heavy fog rolled into the cave and a shining silver screwdriver floated into the cave with it. It floated down to the man and gently removed the screw. When the man woke up in the morning and saw the screw on the ground beside him he quickly reached down and felt his belly button. The screw was gone! He sprung up with great joy but the minute he landed after his leap of joy his butt fell off. He froze in horror and started to scream "Why did my butt fall off?" over and over.

The moral of the story is "Don't mess with things you don't understand or you will lose your butt."

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Santa and the elves are drinking around the fire and one of the elves says:

โ€œSanta: youโ€™ve been around since the 4th century, seen alphabets and languages rise and fall. Do you have a favorite letter?โ€

Claus thinks about it, scratches his thick white beard and says: โ€œA B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zโ€

โ€œWell Santa, I just asked for one. What does that mean?โ€

โ€œAnd I gave you one! My favorite letter of the alphabet is the most Christmasy one out there! No-L!โ€

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felony

today i tripped and fell down

and my face hit the letter E on a sewer drain cover

and then the police came and charged me with felony

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I'm proud of my son

Talking to my 3 year old son the other day:

Me: Do you know your letters?

Son: Yes

Me: Can you say the alphabet?

Son: The alphabet

My wife and I were cracking up.

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Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!

My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. Iโ€™d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since weโ€™re there.

Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says โ€œcoolest dad in the galaxy,โ€ a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift Iโ€™m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.

Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??

  • Iโ€™m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!

Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I donโ€™t really have that โ€œcreativeโ€ part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesnโ€™t matter!

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My wife said the โ€œEโ€ was missing from my sons alphabet set.

I replied, โ€œNo way that is in the top 5 most voweluable letters!โ€

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What's the difference between Satan and Santa?

They're a letter apart.

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My daughter just hit me with this over dinner.

We're sitting around having dinner, and my wife isn't feeling great about the cooking. My daughter (6) starts critiquing the sauce, talking about what she doesn't like. I told her that sometime you have to read the room and see whether people want their cooking criticized.

She looks at me and says "Dad, you can't read a room if there are no letters in it" and starts giggling.

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What makes oil boil?

The letter โ€˜bโ€™.

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I told the alphabet to my crushโ€ฆ

She said I missed out the letters, U R A Q T, I responded with โ€œthanks!โ€

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

DAD: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
SON: Envelope.

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Enter new password: '123456'

Password must contain a letter: '123456๐’Ÿ๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡ ๐’ฎ๐‘œ๐“ƒ, ๐ผ๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ˆ ๐’ท๐‘’๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“‚๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“Ž ๐“Ž๐‘’๐’ถ๐“‡๐“ˆ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐ผ'๐“‹๐‘’ ๐’ป๐‘’๐“๐“‰ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ฟ๐‘œ๐“Ž ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐“Ž๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‚๐“…๐“๐‘’ ๐‘”๐’ถ๐“‚๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“‰๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š. ๐ป๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐ผ ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘œ๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‚๐“…๐“๐‘’๐“‡ ๐“‰๐’พ๐“‚๐‘’๐“ˆ, ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐“Ž๐‘œ๐“Š๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐’ธ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰! ๐’ด๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“ƒ๐‘œ๐“Œ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“‡๐‘’ ๐’น๐’พ๐’ป๐’ป๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’๐“ƒ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐’ถ๐“Ž๐“ˆ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐“Œ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐’ฟ๐‘œ๐“Ž ๐‘’๐’ถ๐’ธ๐’ฝ ๐‘œ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐“ˆ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“‚๐“…๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“Ž, ๐’ถ ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“๐’น ๐’ท๐“‡๐‘’๐“Œ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ธ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐“ˆ๐’ถ๐“‰๐’พ๐‘œ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น๐’ถ, ๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‚๐“…๐“๐“Ž ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐’ฟ๐‘œ๐“Ž๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“†๐“Š๐’พ๐‘’๐“‰ ๐“…๐‘’๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’๐’ป๐“Š๐“๐“ƒ๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“ˆ ๐‘œ๐’ป ๐“ƒ๐’ถ๐“‰๐“Š๐“‡๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ ๐’ป๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐“‡๐’พ๐“…. ๐’ซ๐“๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐’ป๐‘œ๐“‡ ๐’ฏ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“€๐“ˆ๐‘”๐’พ๐“‹๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘”, ๐’พ๐“‰ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“Š๐“๐’น ๐“‚๐‘’๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐‘œ๐“‡๐“๐’น ๐“‰๐‘œ ๐“‚๐‘’. ๐ฟ๐‘œ๐“‹๐‘’, ๐’Ÿ๐’ถ๐’น'

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The Beatles looked out for eachother in preschool

"What is the second letter of the alphabet?" The teacher asked Ringo. But Ringo wasn't sure.

But because Ringo had found himself in a time of trouble, John came to him and whispered words of wisdom

"Letter B"

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My dad did this earlier

He said, "I gotta P" I assumed he meant piss but he pulled out a Piece of paper that had the letter P on it and handed to me Then he said, "Now you gotta P"

I'm still laughing

Edit: he did this and in front of my family and made me laugh my ass off

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I actually failed pirate school

I only learned my letters up to quueeuuee

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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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Three sheep

A chef entered his kitchen one day struggling with holding onto a large pumpkin. He noticed three male sheep standing next to his oven. One of them had a collar on him with the letter โ€œAโ€ written on it. The second had a collar with โ€œBโ€ and the third had โ€œC.โ€ The chef didnโ€™t know what to do with the sheep, and they were standing in front of the only place he could put the pumpkin down. He put the pumpkin on the first sheepโ€™s head and nothing happened. He then put it on the second sheepโ€™s head and again, nothing happened. He then put it on the third sheepโ€™s head, and immediately the sheep started cooking a gourmet meal and swearing at anyone who passed by him.

Thatโ€™s what happens when you put a gourd on ram C in the kitchen.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get a Christmas present?

Because the rest of the letters were not-E.

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What is shorter than longer

Count the letters. What has 4, longer has 6.

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My twin preschool boys were playing with foam letters in the bathtub.

One happened to put the letter T into a toy stacking cup I was holding. I tried to give it to him but he didn't want it.

So I turned to my other son and said, "Hmm, guess it's not his cup of T".

Neither 3yo got it so I had to tell someone.

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I've heard so much about the "Eye Of The Tiger", but how come no one talks aboutโ€ฆ

โ€ฆthe other four letters?

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Scientists have discovered a new element in the periodic table.

The element will be represented by the letters AH. This is of course the element of surprise.

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A dog sees a "Now hiring" poster outside of a computer store.

The poster reads:

"Must be able to type. Must be able to program. And must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer."

The dog takes the poster in his mouth, and walks in. The manager spots the dog, and decides to humour it, pulling up a chair and a computer with a word processor. "Alright, if you want to work here, you need to first write a letter," and leaves the room.

30 minutes later, he comes back in, and the dog has typed out a completely error-free letter.

"Well, I'll be. This is a smart dog. But can he program?" he asks himself.

20 minutes pass, and the dog has made a perfectly running website for the store.

He looks, shocked, at the dog, and finally speaks. "Look, I know you have the qualifications, but, well... you're a dog."

The dog nudges the words "We are an equal opportunity employer." on the poster, and the manager sighs.

"There's no way you're bilingual."

The dog looks him in the eyes, and says, "Meow."

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Human interest for 2021 Lent

A particular family in LA has been abstaining from using one letter of the alphabet for Lent each year, since 2001. It started as a joke, giving up "A" in 2001 and "B" in 2002, but developed into a strong family tradition.

This year, one of the members has a tough choice to make. Unlike the rest of the Astleys, Rick made a solemn vow...

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Iโ€™ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...

I call it LETTER RIP

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If you see the second letter of the alphabet

Letter B

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I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.

I call it Letter Rip.

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In laughter, the 'L' comes first...

The rest of the letters comes 'aughter' it.

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What starts with an E

Ends with an E and only has one letter in it?

>!Envelope!<

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I have stopped subscribing to the Scrabble club.

Now they are sending me threatening letters

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I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.

I call it "Letter Rip."

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What's the longest word in the English language?

Smiles.

The first and last letters are miles apart.

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