Love Letters (song) Puns

I think to myself ‘Oh I used to say this joke’. So in my best pirate voice I laugh and say, “R!”

Smirking, my 6 yo replies, “Aye, you’d think so, but it ‘tis the C!”

Proud moment right there folks!

GF's text autocorrected to: "I'm so glad we're dining this together, I would be a mess without you."

Me: "Are those lyrics from the hit song 'Love letter to a napkin'?".

I could feel her eye roll and groan from 5 hours away.