Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old

Those are the years you’re in your prime

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What are the three coolest numbers

-273,15 -459,67 and 0

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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conversation with my daughter

My daughter and I had this conversation last night:

me: 67 is a prime number. I'm 67 years old. That means I'm in the prime of my life!

her: 67 is also an odd number, and you are odd.

me: all prime numbers are odd, except for two.

her: which two?

me: 2

I got her on that one! We laughed for a couple of minutes. I guess you're never too old for dad jokes. :)

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