A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering

Polygon but not forgotten.

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📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the house of the idiot.

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*knock* *knock*

Explanation

>!I don't think that needs explanation but r/puns has rules so:!<
>!You are an idiot for opening the door - because the chicken walked to the idiots house. It is in front of your door - you are the idiot.!<

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📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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A friend reminded me today of a joke I made 17 years ago when we were programmers

Due to the millennium bug all 3d modelling software has been rendered useless.

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