Another COVID-19 Pun

What do we call the large amounts of food we've hoarder to prepare for the quarantine?

A Coronacopia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcsulser
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Those who think the COVID-19 vaccine will modify their DNA

Should see it as an opportunity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wibie90
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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19 and 20 had a fight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPeanut76
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I tested positive for my corvid-19 test

It really ruffled my feathers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arithmetic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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I got gas for $1.19 today!

Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientNarwhal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Why does nobody in Antarctica have Covid-19?

Because they're too ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salman_R
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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We shouldn’t be making jokes about COVID 19

They’re tasteless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deedubya8
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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One of my colleagues has just told me he’s caught COVID-19 from his cat...

Don’t ask meow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheifsup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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My son: Dad, if covid 19 were food, what would you call it?

Me: Lung pao sicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etawong
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...

If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight

Credit to u/Butterflies_Books

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joemoma21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriously

A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he'd won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Why doesn't Santa Claus have to worry about catching COVID-19?

Because he has Santa-bodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeefEater81
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......

I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthchris
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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They found a plant that cures COVID-19!

It’s called plant yourself on the couch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bubble_2107
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Spreading groans like they're Covid-19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OffDutyTaoist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Are you COVID-19?

Cos you sure as hell took my breath away, girl!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poedan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why aren’t there any COVID-19 cases in Antarctica?

Because they’re all ice-olated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfboy78
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Due to COVID-19, the German government is advising that people stock up on sausages and cheese.

They are preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerFluff27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I don't understand why people complain about COVID 19...

It is breathtaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarGameDK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"

My response: "144? That's a gross"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzywaffles84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.

It helps me namaste at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UndaVosari
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why can’t Santa Claus get COVID-19?

He has santibodies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squeazer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Doctors told John Travolta to quarantine because he might have Covid-19.

Turns out he just had Saturday Night Fever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayingMantis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What do you call an emtional covid 19 immunization?

A Vacc-scene

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fanklinthefox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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The way kids are dressing these days makes me think they all have COVID-19...

...they obviously have no taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NutTote
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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A baggage handler couldn’t understand how he caught COVID 19 but was discharged from hospital the next day.

The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliottcrawford69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet?

One’s a Coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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How did they know Dracula had covid-19?

Because of his Coffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mike561991
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Trump tested positive for COVID-19

The news went viral.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.

WHO let the dogs out.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.

Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Russian COVID-19 Vaccine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamnRedhead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I made a song about COVID-19

It's super catchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azndy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What were Donald Trump’s COVID-19 test results?

Extremely positive. The most positive, in fact. Everybody’s talking about it. It’s yuuuge. Nobody’s seen anything like it. Sleepy joe never would’ve been able to pull this off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taylor5479
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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How can you tell which ghosts died of Covid-19?

they’re coffin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omegaswepon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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You think Covid-19 is bad? Back in prehistoric times we had the TyrannoSARS virus.

Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/copenhagen_bram
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Doctors say some effects of COVID-19 may follow patients for life.

You could say it's a choronic disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kngfbng
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Who is a Covid-19 patient’s favorite composer?

Drycoughsky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kushkrusade
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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19 and 20 got in a fight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randompigeon3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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No one in Antarctica has COVID-19

It's because they are ice-o-lated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/entangled_dicks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Nobody in Antarctica has Covid-19

It's because they're ice-o-lated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravenescu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Why does no one in Antarctica have COVID-19?

Because they are ice-o-lated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/compsecmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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