1024 Puns

A list of puns related to "1024"

Started a band called 999 megaybtes

We still havent gotten a gig

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👤︎ u/Jackieboi24
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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Have you heard the band 1023 Megabits?

They don't sound quite good enough to get a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/Curmudgeon1836
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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"Where the heck have you been for the last 2 hours?"

"I went to have my hair cut."

"But ! You're on company time."

"Well, my hair grows on company time."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 03 2021
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I was once in a band called 999 megabytes.

We could never quite get a gig.

Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?

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👤︎ u/Nickl444
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes.

We're good but we still haven't gotten a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/SuspectedAphid
📅︎ May 01 2019
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Did you hear about the band called "1023MB" ?

The haven't had any gigs yet

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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You need an IQ of 200 to get this computer pun.

A band named 1023 MB was very sad, they couldn't get a gig.

This is unoriginal, but it has been reposted so many times i can't even pund it anywhere in the web, I even asked my pet spider where it was orginally found.

Pun 1: >!A gigabyte is actually 1024 MB not 1000 MB!<

Pun 2: >!Spiders makes webs idiot.!<

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👤︎ u/GoatNoodles1
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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Little late, but I think /r/dadjokes would like to see a list of my New Years resolutions
  1. 1920 x 1080 (tower PC)
  2. 1366 x 768 (chromebook)
  3. 1080p (TV)
  4. 1024 x 600 (tablet)
  5. 360 x 480 (phone)
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👤︎ u/DupaZupa
📅︎ Jan 06 2014
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Halloween is coming.

Here's a head on a pike.

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👤︎ u/jimrob4
📅︎ Aug 26 2017
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Nerdy band joke I heard from a friend

"I just joined a band called 999 Megabytes...

we haven't done a gig yet!"

Note I realize a gigabyte is actually 1024 megabytes.. but I let it slide.

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👤︎ u/krayneeum
📅︎ Jan 31 2014
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I recently started a band called 999 megabytes...

We’re good but we don’t have a gig yet!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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I started a band called 999 megabyte

We still haven't gotten a gig.

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👤︎ u/tanakritt
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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Have you heard to the band called 1023MB?

Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet.

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👤︎ u/mainbridge
📅︎ Sep 16 2017
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