Inflation
Squares are raised to a second power.
The odds were against me.
He says: " 'ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, hop in!"
It was an odd party
An askhole.
I didn't even laugh at first. I immediately asked if he'd heard it somewhere. He said he hadn't, that he'd come up with it on his own. When I asked him when he did that, he said it was when we were leaving for church (earlier that day). Then I had a good laugh.
I helped him tweak the setup a little, and then I had him tell his momma. I laughed even harder when she sat in stunned silence for a few seconds and then busted out laughing with her hands over her mouth.
We explained to him that while the joke was not wholly appropriate for his age, it most certainly was funny.
I said boy I canβt turn this down.
His son replied "Dad - don't let me down. I'm counting on you."
Riceless.
That way people can always count on me.
So I said "I guess I can't turn that down!"
I made a hole in one.
... fighting the Hans.
I just need one more hit.
Buy-1-get-1-tree
"Oh, is it running... to catch up with my Mac?"
"No."
"Because it's so fast?"
"Stop."
My dad, everybody.
"I guess they Ghana win now."
Inflation.
An askhole.
I didn't even laugh at first. I immediately asked if he'd heard it somewhere. He said he hadn't, that he'd come up with it on his own. When I asked him when he did that, he said it was when we were leaving for church (earlier that day). Then I had a good laugh.
I helped him tweak the setup a little, and then I had him tell his momma. I laughed even harder when she sat in stunned silence for a few seconds and then busted out laughing with her hands over her mouth.
We explained to him that while the joke was not wholly appropriate for his age, it most certainly was funny.
Inflation...
