1, 2 Step Puns

A list of puns related to "1, 2 Step"

Step 1: be friends with a god. Step 2: tell other people about your friend.

Step 3: prophet.

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👤︎ u/Batman_AoD
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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Wife: I’m not in the mood to do my homework. Me: Just phone it in and do C-work. Wife: I don’t know how to do C-Work.

Me: step 1, buy a boat.

Just happened. Not an official dad yet but she’s 6 months pregnant. Got to get the practice in while I can.

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👤︎ u/SashaBanks2020
📅︎ May 28 2020
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Step 1. Connect with a divine being. Step 2. Allow them to speak through you.

Step 3. Prophet.

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👤︎ u/Forzen-Loki
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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Step 1: Predict the future. / Step 2: ???

Step 3: Prophet.

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👤︎ u/TTT_2k3
📅︎ Dec 08 2016
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A guide on how to fall down the stairs:

Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12

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👤︎ u/The_Cosmic_Kitten
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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So i just learned how to fall down stairs

Step 1, find stairs

Step 2

Step 6

Step 11

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👤︎ u/_BlNG_
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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How to fall down the stairs:

Step 1, Step 2, Step 4, Step 7, Step 12.

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👤︎ u/cambodiansonic
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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How to fall down stairs:

Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12, Step 24

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👤︎ u/RoyTheShip
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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