A list of puns related to ".nz"
Jacinda home.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Took her to the park today as itβs a stunningly beautiful day here in NZ.
She was on the swings and I went on the swing next to hers to show how to swing her legs properly....
I said βweeeeβ as I swung higher and higher as she was laughing.
Miss 4 said βDaddy, you should have gone before we leftβ...
So proud!!
Iron Man. https://imgur.com/a/3eNDlNZ
Montenegro
A minimum.
*Applies to Aus, NZ, and Canada too. Basically if you're not from the US and live in an English speaking country.
Hope this isn't breaking any rules. If it is, I'll have to get the glue to put them back together.
(Added dad joke for good measure)
Dad: Hey TheMechanicNZ, the dog's licking his balls, Don't you wish you could do that?
Me: uh.
Dad: give it a biscuit, it might let you.
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