Because of eating disorder.
So once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'.
My boyfriend got me this morning.
He was making silly faces, squishing his chin into his neck to make a bunch of neckrolls. He looked at me and said, "You love my neckrolls, though, right?" I replied, "Ohh yeah, I do!"
Then he nailed me, "Guess that makes you a neck-roll-pheliac."
Never thought I'd hear that one...
I was in my room watching a YouTube video of someone playing Dishonored on my laptop. My dad came in and asked what I was doing. I said I was watching a video game. He's asked what video game it was. I said "It's called Dishonored." His response was "What about Dat-honored?" I fell off my chair at how funny and just plain bad his response was. He's always quoting jokes from this subreddit, so I thought I'd post one about his dad joke.
I just bought this new TV and on the box it says "Built-in Antenna!" I don't even know where that IS!
She weighs wonton.
In da skies.
A maraca
Catastrothicc
and says, "Ouch!"
A coconut is a mammal.
It runs in your jeans.
All it was doing was collecting dust.
The one who can bring back two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
But they couldn't come up with a name. Eventually, they realized the Germans might be able to help, since they had made good names in the past, Volkswagen being the most notable example. So while the Japanese are on the phone, the question comes up: "When do you need the name?" Japanese company: We need it next week. German company: DAT SOON?
And that's how Datsun got its name.
a boot.
I, I'm eighty
She knows all the short cuts.
sounds about reich
Heβll forever be remembered as the worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force
...
...
Turns out theyβre a lot harder to catch than cows.
I just knew I couldnβt turn that down.
Or dat information?
but itβs been a real wok in the park.
A Civil Serpent
I don't know why my tutor makes me wear one to be honest.
Because that is just genius on so many levels.
A garbage truck
Anus-thesia
Dat knee
In the spaghetto.
Probably because they only have two lanes.
Because of eating disorder.
