A list of puns related to "Scope"
You know what they say, love at first sight.
It's more of a horror scope
They saw them through their teller-scopes.
With experi-mints!
He misses you
It was during the Scope monkey trial.
For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes
Me: "Are you all right dad? It wasn't too bad, was it?"
Dad: "It was a pain in the arse."
They were out of SCOPE.
I was playing Battlefield 1 a while ago. I sneezed as I did a quick scope kill.
Talk about a sick shot.
I guess they just don't understand the Scope of the situation..
Dad:I can't wait for hunting season. Mom: You never shoot anything, I don't get you. Dad:Its just nice being outside and sometimes I look through the scope and almost pull the trigger. Mom:Of course you do honey you're such a cute wuss sometimes. Dad:Good thing for you I am Mom:Why'd you say that honey? Dad: Sometimes you're very deer to me sweetheart
Three students had four microscopes set up to look at specimens for biology lab today. They moved from one microscope to the next as a group. I asked why they were doing this instead of one person per microscope. One of them replied "we are just scoping things out."
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