My son has developed an immense phobia of elevators.
We’re taking steps to alleviate his fears.
I have a phobia of speed bumps
But I’m slowly getting over it
My dog has this phobia of some kind
I don’t know what it is but she’s always pet-rified
I hate it when people bang on about their phobias.
I have a terrible fear of heights, but you won't find me shouting about it from the rooftops.
I've had a chiropractor phobia extending from a childhood trauma. Wife finally convinced me to get my back checked out and treated. Wife afterwards: See, that wasn't too bad
I have a phobia of using the wrong amounts of ingredients when I’m cooking
So I’ve been taking measures to deal with it
I asked my psychiatrist for an update on my phobia of becoming a wooden pole
She said, I'll keep you posted...
I bought a gun because of my bird phobia.
my therapist said, “You might be getting carried away.”
I continued to fire into the ceiling. “Not without a fight!”
I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It’s a complex complex complex.
Therapist: It seems like you have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you understand the symptoms?
Man: Can’t say that I do.
Therapist: Exactly. That’s the main one.
You meet a man who has a phobia of noodles. What is he?
I’ve recently developed a severe phobia of elevators.
I’m taking steps to avoid them.
I have a phobia of abbreviations.
What do you call a person that has a phobia of German people?
I was going to buy a book on phobias
But i was afraid it wouldnt help me
What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?
No sausage for me please ... I have a serious phobia!
I'm afraid of everything. I was going to read a book on phobias...
But I'm afraid it wouldn't help.
I'm developing a phobia for German sausages.
I have a crippling phobia of lifts
I take multiple steps to avoid them
Why did the grim reaper have an eyeball phobia?
I developed a weird phobia about hair.
What is a phobia of jumpers called?
I told my friends I had an ant-phobia, and they told me they felt the same way....
..but I suspect they were just saying that because they're actually just sick-of-ants.
I have unidirectional phobia, but after many years of therapy and support groups.
I finally took a step in the right direction.
You've been elected president of the phobia society.
I've developed a phobia of negative numbers
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them
TIL some people have a phobia of flushing the toilet
That must be a shitty phobia to have
I have a phobia of stairs
But I'm getting over them, one step at a time
I once had a big phobia of chestnuts
but pleased to say I've recently managed to conker it.
I have a phobia of glue
It's gotten me in some stick situations
I have a speed bump phobia
But I am slowly getting over it.
I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
I have a speedbump-phobia
But im slowly getting over it
Therapist: You have acute marriage phobia. Do you understand the symptoms?
Me: I can’t say that I do.
Therapist: Exactly. That’s the main one.
I have a phobia of speed bumps...
...but I'm slowly getting over it.
I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
You could say I have a complex complex complex.
I have a phobia of overengineered buildings.
I have a complex complex complex
I have a legitimate phobia of elevators
I'm taking steps to avoid them
Doctor: I think you have acute marriage phobia. Do you understand the symptoms?
Man: I can’t say that I do.
Doctor: Exactly. That’s the main one.
I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators.
I'm taking steps to avoid them.
I have a phobia of German Sausages..
Doctor: I think you have acute marriage phobia. Do you understand the symptoms?
Man: I can’t say I do.
Doctor: Exactly.
I have a huge phobia of hair.
I've had a phobia of speed bumps my whole life but..
I'm slowly getting over it.
I have a phobia of German sausages...
I have a phobia of German sausage.
I have a very serious phobia of speed bumps.
But I'm slowly getting over it.
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