A list of puns related to "Zeppelins"
It went right over my head
"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."
Because the government declared a rock down.
They were called the Dryer Makers.
...working title is "Led Poisoning"
LED Zeppelin
LED Zeppelin.
A Led Zeppelin
While driving in the car listening to 60's - 70's rock radio station
Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Foghat etc. would come on and my Dad would immediately start singing. Somewhere down the line he blatantly screws up the lyrics loud enough for all of us to hear and would say...
Smacking the drivers wheel "Damn, I really hate when the radio stations mess up the lyrics like that"
Red Zeppelin.
I've been on a metal kick lately. A little sabbath, zeppelin, and a lot of ozzy. So I'm sitting here building a Christian website for myself, singing mr. Crowley when I say to myself....."well, this is abbot odd."
I told myself a dad joke because my daughter is asleep. I've reached a new low.
They had a blimp there. I asked what it was. My dad replied with,"It's a Led Zeppelin."
I was on the phone with my dad tonight and telling him about this subreddit in response to something he had said. He started spouting jokes at me like rapid fire.
Dad: You know what would happen if the bassist from Led Zeppelin went on tour with the drummer of the Beatles?
Me: I dunn-....
Dad: They'd be John Paul Jones & Ringo!! You know who the hillbilly was that discovered the Beatles?
Me: Who?
Dad: Buddy Epstein [Buddy Ebsen/Brian Epstein]!!! Who was the first Beatle to orbit the earth three times?
Me: Oh, my God...John Glennon?
Dad: See? You should post those to your forum! These are all winners, here!
I was ordering pressure gauges and sent all the specifications to my vendor. Three inch face, 0-100psi, 1/4" npt thread......what do you have in stock? He replied back with no 1/4". So I replied, yeah that is my favorite Zeppelin song, what about the gauge.
He looks at me with a shit eating grin while he lets his 'Communication Break Down' by Led Zeppelin ring tone play. I groan every time.
My son: Who?
Me: Yes, they were good too.
Son: Who?
Me: Yeah. I liked them too.
Dad: Led Zeppelin.
Son: Who?
Dad: Yes. They were good too.
Dad: Led Zeppelin.
Son: Who?
Dad: Yeah. They were good too.
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