Zachlumia Puns

1 counties with 8 baronies:

c_zachlumia

5 counties with 7 baronies:

c_gurganj c_khotan c_madurai c_nasaiya c_rashka

72 counties with 6 baronies:

c_al_aqabah c_altay c_atbasar c_baghdad c_bampur c_beshbalik c_bihar c_brysis c_chaghaniyan c_charsianon c_cilicia c_damot c_dorostorum c_doudleby c_duklja c_east-tokharestan c_feher c_ferghana c_galatia c_garabogazkol c_gharb c_ghat c_giurgiu c_gurma c_guzgan c_hail c_hont c_ifni c_ile_de_france c_ionia c_kairwan c_kakheti c_karabalgasun c_karakorum c_kashgar c_kataka c_khabur c_khachen c_kiev c_kirman c_kishsh c_krakowska c_lycia c_lydia c_mangyshlak c_maragha c_merv c_mosul c_mugan c_navasarika c_novgorod c_oshrusana c_pagan c_penugonda c_phrygia c_plzen c_podrinje c_praha c_roma c_sarykamysh c_semey c_sharaf c_skopje c_szatmar c_tabriz c_tadla c_trigarta c_turan c_west_riding c_worodugu c_yatenga c_yazd

240 counties with 5 baronies:

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654 counties with 4 baronies:

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1088 counties with 3 baronies:

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472 counties with 2 baronies:

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16 counties with 1 baronies:

c_al-asa c_bornholm c_byzantion c_faereyar c_farafra c_isle_of_wight c_iviza c_madeira c_malta c_menorca c_orkney c_shetland c_tobruk c_uwal c_venezia c_yabrin

Here's the full list without snips, and the absolutely atrocious code that generated it.

I’m playing in the Byzantine Empire, and I randomly inherited a county in modern day Bosnia called Zachlumia. I checked the province out, and it has a total of 8 holdings. This is, from what I can see, the largest amount of possible holdings in one county.

Is this a bug?

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

BamBOO!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter pistol.