He said "are you trying to show off?" I said "no, I've got nothing to prove"
I told her she was only postponing the unleavenable.
turns out it was a naan starter.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
Is a half baked idea that really took off.
that her bread dough was not rising properly. But that was the yeast of her worries.
20,000lb of frozen bread so clearly I'm loafing along and a gluten for punishment.
Bad puns are the yeast of my problems. This load takes me to the upper crust, but if I don't get it in on time I'm toast!
Sorry about my rye sense of humor...
My daughter said she ate too much and felafel. My son asked which pita was the one Katniss was marrying. I was glad he could rise to the occasion with a bread joke. It was the yeast he could do.
That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast! Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.
Loaf bread.
Pain is the word for bread in French. I posted this to r/Showerthoughts which did not go over well
I mean, you just 'knead' to listen to the number of bread puns I have, its the 'yeast' you could do. I can't 'wheat' to share them. If not, then 'rye' bother? All this time would have been 'spelt' for nothing. I 'batter' stop now. What, you thought 'oil' my puns were bread related? I'm afraid to say that's not 'white', but there's no need to be 'sourdough'.
I asked her to teach me how to make yeast-free bread, but she said there's no knead.
I make bread puns when you yeast expect it.
Me "I hope the bread comes out okay" Dad "That's the yeast of our problems" Classic
I was roped into helping to make bread with my mother. She hates my jokes.
Me: You're so kneady.
Mum: eyeroll
Me: Hey, concentrate on the bread! My jokes are the yeast of your problems, I'm just trying to get a rise out of you!
I am not allowed to talk in the kitchen anymore.
it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
