Wordiness Puns

A list of puns related to "Wordiness"

I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.

He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.

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👤︎ u/srirachase
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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"What do you call one of those mini burps that never really gets enough acoustic momentum to become a full resounding rip?"

"A Son of a Belch"

Thought it up yesterday! Hopefully it's original.

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👤︎ u/ChaosReignsAll
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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My friend and I went to the new stage production of “Words.” The production had many jokes, puns, and comedic lines. At the end, my friend asked me for an explanation because he didn’t get the humor.

I told him it was a play on “Words.”

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👤︎ u/MrPlay3r13
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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My mum bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday

I couldn't find the words to thank her.

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👤︎ u/robdelterror
📅︎ Oct 19 2017
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Categorising Dad Jokes

No jokes here, just a request for some help/clever words. (admin - delete if you're looking just for jokes).

My 12yo son has decided to do a school speech on dad jokes! He is attempting to categorise different types (in a comedic way if possible), Herding cats is easier.

As a Dad my joke are funny (mainly just to me) and off the cuff (so no use in a planned setting); I am requesting some help from those dads more wordy than myself; looking to impart sage words.

Any help will be appreciated and if the speech goes well i will post it.

thanks in advance

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👤︎ u/jonjk
📅︎ Aug 14 2018
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For my next magic trick, I'm going to saw my fraternity brother in half!

A-bro-cadaver!!

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👤︎ u/redditurded
📅︎ Oct 31 2016
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