What flies and wobbles?

A jellycopter

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👤︎ u/MrFitBit
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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My 3 year old's first joke

What's wobbly in the sky A jellycopter

Not the best execution, but I'm happy he's joining the tradition of bad jokes

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👤︎ u/Rushpig
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Kenny Rogers was driving along the highway and discovered his rear wobbly tire popped off his truck and rolled down the middle of the road. That's when he broke out in song...

"You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel!"

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📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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Did you hear about the wobbly can?

It was made of gela-tin.

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📅︎ Aug 07 2018
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There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...

"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."

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📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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My girlfriend, playing a farming game, said “I want my horse stable.”

I asked “Why is he wobbling?”

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📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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Some quality Christmas dad jokes.

Q: Why did the mechanic sleep under the car? A: He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.

Q: What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take? A: Coffin medicine.

Q: What animals need oiling? A: Mice, because they squeak.

Q: How does Jack Frost get to work? A: By icicles.

Q: What do hedgehogs have for lunch? A: Prickled onions.

Q: What lies in a pram and wobbles? A: A jelly-baby.

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👤︎ u/14andy4
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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Limping turkey

What does a turkey with a limp say?

Wobble Wobble

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👤︎ u/buddahmojo
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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The bull and the hurricane

There was a bad hurricane coming and the farmer gathered all the cows to put in the barn. The young bull refused to go, and the farmer was forced to leave him in the field. The hurricane came and the bull just leaned into the wind and weaved around. The storm mercifully let up after some damage to the barn and other buildings. The cows were very concerned for the young bull and ran out to the field to check on him. One of the older cows asked the young bull why he stayed outside in the storm weaving etc? "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down" was the reply.

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👤︎ u/MilPens
📅︎ Jul 03 2017
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What sound does a turkey make if its leg is hurt?

Hobble hobble hobble!

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👤︎ u/hellslave
📅︎ Jul 28 2016
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From a random guy in a furniture store

This happened a few weeks ago. I had a little extra time at lunch one day so I decided to stop at a furniture store since we've been looking at getting a new couch.

I'm leisurely walking around the store browsing with my hands in my pockets when I see an elderly couple being shown around by the salesman. The old gentleman sees me and gets a smirk. He wobbles over too me, away from his wife and the salesman, leans in so only I can hear and, out of the blue, says:

"He who has his hands in his pockets has more on the ball than at first it would seem."

He smiles, says nothing else, and wobbles back. That put a smile on my face and had me laughing the rest of the day.

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👤︎ u/Woundedduk
📅︎ Aug 13 2015
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What wobbles in the sky?

A jellycopter!

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📅︎ Sep 28 2017
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