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Wireless Card Puns

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My dad, /every/ time he gets one of those wireless card readers to pay for bills at restaurants:

takes reader from waitress and holds to ear

"Hello?"

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👤︎ u/telswood
📅︎ Nov 16 2013
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When paying a restaurant bill using credit card...

  • Wait until they bring the credit card machine thing over.

  • Keep card in wallet.

  • Put machine to ear.

  • "Hello? Hello?? It's for you..."

  • Hand 'phone' to waiter.

  • Watch everyone groan/reach into pockets for extra tip money.

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👤︎ u/mistermacheath
📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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