Wile Puns

A list of puns related to "Wile"

Wile E. Coyote never immediately fell off the cliff because he didn’t understand the gravity of his situation.
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👤︎ u/NotMyFaultImMoody
📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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Been meaning to post my dad's joke for a wile.

Me: "Dad I'm thirsty."

Dad: "Hi thirsty! I'm Friday, wanna go out Saturday and have a sundae?"

I have loved this ever since I began understanding just how awesome these jokes are.

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👤︎ u/Poops_in_Fridges
📅︎ Nov 04 2014
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My dad died in 2004, we still get calls for him at times.

this happened a few years ago. It's about my dad and something my dad would have laughed hard at.

phone rings I pick up

me: Hello

TeleMarketer: Hello is Mr ThrashandBurn's Dad available?

Me: ahhhh no he isn't

TM: do you know a better way to reach him?

with out hesitation

ME: Not unless you got a shovel.

I could hear him holding back his laugh wile trying to give his condolences.

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👤︎ u/ThrashAndBurn
📅︎ Feb 26 2014
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