What do you give an abusive pasta chef who always serves wet noodles?
A re-straining order.
Your weather may be wet, but German weather is wetter.
People don’t think the grass be wet in the morning
But it Dew
Why do Russian airline pilots wear wet suits when they fly?
Because zey be flying in the Jetski's.
This joke is all wet.
What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
Hog wash!
What do you call an Arabic country that has loads of sheep and experiences very wet weather?
Baaa rain 🇧🇭
A wet dream is actually a dream cum true
Kip Adotta- Wet Dream youtube.com/watch?v=6l1Gv…
Why can you never get away with vandalizing wet cement?
The police have concrete evidence against you.
My 6yo holds a slice of red pepper up to my face and breaks it towards me. Me: “Ugh, what did you do that for. You got me all wet.”
“That was pepper spray.”
Got me!
What's blue, wet and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
Why can't you get the buttons wet in a submersible?
Because they're submarine grade.
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet?
Chewing gum !
It's been a while since I heard jokes about people sitting on wet morning grass.
They're over dew.
A stone thrown into a pond in 1990 has been wet for around 30 years.
Let that sink in.
Son "dad, I think I wet myself"
Dad " sounds like urine trouble to me"
Why, after a rib dinner, did everyone want wet, juvenile nocturnal raptors?
And why do they think I’d have a supply of moist owlets, anyways?
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
What do you do when your bunny gets wet?
You get your hare dryer.
Boss: "what's that?", Me: (with much enthusiasm) "it's a SPACE BAR!!!!!" *wets myself laughing*, Boss: "...................." *delivers withering look* "are you allowed to stick things on your laptop?", Me: *dies inside at another badly landed pun*
Did you hear about the man locked out of his house in wet clothes?
Police say he dried of natural causes
Can we please rename wet dreams to Nut-mares?
Why did the wet shirt feel betrayed?
It was hung out to dry.
Some people think grass isn't wet in the morning.
But it dew
People don't think the grass be wet in the morning ...
But it dew.
What goes in long and hard, then comes out soft and wet?
Pasta you pervert
A wet dream is a dream cum true.
