Dadjoked by my mom while I was telling her aboutcmy day.

Me: today in gym class I went into the weight room

Mom: How long did you wait?

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👤︎ u/Sryrs
📅︎ Sep 19 2014
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My dad just dropped this one on me.

Why is there a class fee for your weight training class? I thought you were using free weights?

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👤︎ u/dancetar
📅︎ Jan 13 2015
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Blood Drice

My school puts on a blood drive every few months and you must meet a weight limit depending on your height if you want to donate. During one of my classes I was talking to girl about it.

Her: "Are you giving blood?" Me: "No but I'm working it. You?" Her: "Nah I am too light" Me: "Tan a little then"

My teacher overheard us and started laughing while she rolled her eyes and groaned

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👤︎ u/Magia13
📅︎ Mar 03 2015
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