Wedding Officiant Puns

A list of puns related to "Wedding Officiant"

If James Hetfield officiated a wedding between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.....

He would be the Pastor of Muppets

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👤︎ u/proweld7
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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A man asks his friend with a lisp to officiate his wedding

The man's friend tells him he would love to do it, but he can't, he just can't. The man asks him why and he replies "I jutht can't pronounth you man and wife"

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👤︎ u/kenworth_unofficial
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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Anthony Bourdain can now officiate weddings.

He is now Anthony Ordained.

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👤︎ u/DelverOfSqueakwets
📅︎ Aug 11 2017
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Why did the melons have an official wedding?

Because they can’t elope!

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👤︎ u/ChingChongMan123
📅︎ Apr 25 2018
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Wedding Jokes Needed

I’m officiating a wedding Saturday and want to weave in some of your finest. Please share some of your best to help me deliver some laughs!

Edit: ... help me deliver some eye rolls and long nasal exhalations.

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👤︎ u/engi-nerd_5085
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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