Webmd Puns

A list of puns related to "Webmd"

Got sick and typed my symptoms into WebMD

Was told I may have connectivity issues

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👤︎ u/instig8or-az
📅︎ May 17 2020
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“Doc, I was reading WebMD and I think I might have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Would you agree?”

Doctor: That’s hard to say.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 09 2018
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I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD.

They are telling me I have Gary Busey.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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After turning on my computer in the morning, the first thing I tell myself is “I got this!”

I should stop using WebMD as my homepage.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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I diagnosed myself with a form of ADD where I keep too many browser tabs open at one time...

Now if I can only find the WebMD page...

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👤︎ u/JH3M
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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What do you call a doctor with an online degree?

WebMD

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👤︎ u/Jdp111987
📅︎ May 08 2017
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