Got sick and typed my symptoms into WebMD
Was told I may have connectivity issues
“Doc, I was reading WebMD and I think I might have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Would you agree?”
Doctor: That’s hard to say.
I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD.
They are telling me I have Gary Busey.
Where do spiders find medical advice ?
WebMd
After turning on my computer in the morning, the first thing I tell myself is “I got this!”
I should stop using WebMD as my homepage.
How many bones are there in the human body?
207 if you count the funny bone.
"You've got this!"
Is what i say to myself after looking up anything on WebMD.
Lion walks into a bar and orders a drink.
An hour later, the bartender returns with his pint of beer.
Lion: What took you so long?!
Bartender: Look, you are not the only customer in here. Who do you think you are, the king of the jungle?
Enraged, the lion gobbled her up and proceeded to down his beer before leaving. He was found dead not too far from the bar.
Cause of death was later determined that the lion mixed his alcohol with the bar bitch he ate.
I diagnosed myself with a form of ADD where I keep too many browser tabs open at one time...
Now if I can only find the WebMD page...
What do you call a doctor with an online degree?
WebMD
My doctors name is Peter Parker.
But I just call him Web MD.
